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That was utter garbage. Pardew absolutely has to react now. The gap between midfield and attack is shocking. The way we just sit off teams and watch them play is embarrassing. I'm also furious with Coloccini for making me sit through another 90minutes of Williamson trying to play football. Simpson can just vanish as far as I'm concerned as well. I think I'm just gonna pretend football doesn't exist until next weekend.

Simpson starts, rejoice!

And so it begins...

Time to pack. Excited!

It'll be fine as long as you're not obviously not carrying loads of drink. You can drink in your cabins but cant take it anywhere else as far as I know.

Ba's against Norwich away last year was better imo.

Two of the most to-the-point and spot-on posts I've seen on here. I'm gutted he's such a c*** because he would be a joy to watch otherwise, I just can't completely separate his ability from his character. He'd have to do something about those teeth as well like. I couldn't bring myself to like him with those gnashers.

Only uses water to keep his barnet fixed. True story.

Some of the stuff Rooney (just using him as an example) gets away with is disgusting like. If you're openly telling a referee to eff off then you should walk. It's ridiculous that they've let it go on so long to the point where it now seems acceptable.

Hundreds of billions.

Bergkamp-esque? Give over man. It was a long ball he brought out the sky very well. No different to what Ba's done several times over the past two seasons.

Good stuff.

They're still going on about the Suarez goal.

It gets miles funnier when you play it in slo-mo. Drags him off the field of play by the scruff of his neck.

Yeah, Coloccini's rare moments of madness vs Woodgate's seasons of absence through injury.

How the fucking hell did they get away with taking the free kick that far forward?

Krul is an expert time waster. I'd be going mental with him.

Taylor.

Such a silly thing to do. Hope he's apologising first thing when they all get back into the dressing room.

His eyes. Someone needs to freezeframe that stare.

Even more idiotic knowing who he was trying to hit.

Colo man. Fucking hell.

Shut up about the goal man. Pair of cocksuckers.

Ben Arfa needs to release the ball, trying to do way too much and it's not the time to be doing that.