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Love it when they highlight a yellow card on MotD, they're clearly getting sent off later in the game.

Gutted my memories of watching Newcastle pretty much begin when he was at Bolton.

DUBSTEP. It was horrific that 'song'. The announcer was bigging it up too.

Their centre-forward's header over the bar was impressive. Headed it down into the turf from close range and it bounced over the bar.

Class.

I'm also a bit let down by this. The caption was brilliant too. What was it again? 'Feed the sheep and Baaaaa'?

He's a freak of nature is Sammy. Those legs.

I want to laugh, but there's this lingering thought that maybe Ethi is trying really hard. Then again.

Brilliant stuff to set up Obertan. It looks even better now I've seen it again. If he learns when to release the ball then he'll be a great player for us. Very frustrating at times though.

Sammy was still getting the old Shola stick where I was sitting in the Leazes like. Fucking idiots seemed to forget the fact he created our winner.

Tiote needs to sort himself out like. Some dirty bastard keeps dropping bombs near me.

Sigurdsson looks taller than normal. Maybe it's because I keep comparing him to Lennon.

The bench. Plenty of game changers if things go tits up. I like the look of that 11 though, think we'll see some lovely football.

That would have been me. Sorry, misunderstood your post. To be fair, I did just quote Ronaldo's post and demand someone post the video. I didn't go into detail about which video, just assumed everyone was familiar with the song.

Walker Activity Dome? wtf??? Is that The Lightfoot by any chance? Aye, the Lightfoot Centre, it's got new all weather pitches outside where the old courts were now. Looks brilliant, ashamed to say I haven't tested them out despite living so close. They've just secured some funding from the Premier League for more improvements to be made to the old hall and the dome.

Just realised that Tiote, Cisse and Pardew were rocking the Walker Activity Dome yesterday. Gutted I missed that.

Fellaini does like throwing elbows.

Who sent me a warning for asking for someone to post the Fraser Forster hands like frying pans song? Jesus.

Had a right snipe at us over Zaha didn't he?

Xisco's right hand. That looks like a shocker of a tackle mind, the size of the bloke as well means that could have been a leg breaker, easily.

Yellow at most. No other sane way of describing it.

Aye we've both got plenty. Guessing he'll be getting a visit paid soon. Is this really stuff to be busying the police though? Seriously. Daft comments highlighted by both sides but surely there's way more important stuff happening right now? There's no other way of dealing with c***s like that. Suppose like. Still don't understand why people take to twitter with racist comments as if their immune from prosecution like. It's one of the most prominent mediums for this kind of shit being found out. Morons.

Aye we've both got plenty. Guessing he'll be getting a visit paid soon. Is this really stuff to be busying the police though? Seriously. Daft comments highlighted by both sides but surely there's way more important stuff happening right now?