NEEJ

Shit just got real.

Cattermole's 'challenge' that earned him his red card, what a numpty. Even had the gall to pretend like he'd done nowt wrong afterwards too. Little charva.

But not being played - wasn't he still recovering from falling off the plane or whatever the reason was for hardly playing the first half of the season? That rumour was brilliant. The total mentalness of the whole story.

From where I was sitting it looked like his head exploded in the six yard box.

Lack of height? He's 5'10.

How does Murray stay employed doing whatever you call it that he does? He's unfunny enough on the radio, but to see his stupid face on TV is just insulting. The fact he presents a football show when he clearly knows nothing about the game is even more annoying.

It's like at school where you'd just hit the big lad.

Demba Ba should've just kept running for that one on one, would've been a pen if nowt else.

Why on earth did Cisse even attempt to hit the top corner man. Fucking hell.

Cabaye couldn't hit a barn door today. His shooting was very wayward. Seemed to be volleying with his shinpads all afternoon.

Assault on Tiote should have been a straight red and conversely i think Tiote deserved a red for his assault on Turner. Was a very very very soft penalty. Obertan completely taken out and no foul given etc etc etc He seemed like he just didn't want to make the decision half the time. I thought Perch should've been booked and Tiote's first foul was a shocker as well.

Go away man.

Very impressive. That one on one he stopped in the second half was a brilliant save.

He needs one to smack him in the face and go in or something. Some slice of luck that makes him believe again.

Absolutely incredible how deep we sat in that second half. We invited so much unnecessary pressure because of it. So frustrating to watch.

Idiotic performance from him today like. Could've easily ended up getting sent off or costing us a goal with his recklessness. Needs taken down a peg or two and told to keep things simple.

He wasn't mate. Ba was explaining that he wanted Cisse to take it. Carver was saying 'it's ok, it's alright'. Fair enough, looked like it from up here mind.

Carver was going mental with Ba there. Rightly so.

Ridiculous how neewhere has the change kit in stock in medium like. Ridonkulous even.

Canny result for Southampton like.

They drew?

Did Kamara call them the Hammers before?

There are but some of the goals are embarrassing. The sixth was just ridiculous. Cameron could have cleared it but tried to shoulder barge the striker and missed him. Sounds like Taylor against Ronaldo all those years ago.

It's a load of first years now our you team isn't it? They're gonna have a tough season.

This is driving me up the f***ing wall lol. More than this? lol, what? Nolan got himself in great positions BUT offered nowt else, was a passenger. Ba is completely different and is very much involved in the game since he has footballing ability unlike Nolan