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If Cisse's ever gonna get back on form, then tonight is as perfect a night as any to do it.

I hope they've packed the Vaseline.

Rob Lee's 'tache.

I think that's just human nature to be honest. I can sympathise because I'm terrible at it myself - if anyone criticises this post for instance I'm liable to have a right strop. Or maybe sulk. You should do with that sentence. Comma's boy use them Or perhaps that should be: "Apostrophes boy, don't use them."

Something mental like this is bound to happen since I've decided I'm not going. That's what I'm hoping anyway

We don't seem to do much of anything at the moment. Just give the ball to Hatem and hope for the best. If he's not on, lump it.

Hope he pinches Suarez.

As do I, but we shouldn't be wearing it at home. It's fundamentally wrong. Aye it's a load of rubbish. Unless the team we're playing play in black and white/similar, then we've no excuse to wear the 'European' kit. There should be a rule that states that.

Shocked no one went to lamp the centre-back who stopped the walkthrough like. What a cunt.

It'll be any pass over a specified distance.

Why did we even send him then? Unbelievable. So we know he's injured, he knows he's injured, yet he goes anyway?

I'd like to see the successful long ball attempts percentage. It has to be shockingly bad.

How did we manage to get £1.5million for Paul Robinson?

How did we finish 5th last season without coming from behind to win, man.

Why can't he put any pace on his crosses at all? Every single one he clips in and it just seems to float into the box. So easy to defend and difficult to attack them.

Is Cattermole crying?

Soft red but you're risking a sending off if you leave the deck. He knows this and it was a pretty silly thing to do.

He makes me sad.

Pantomime stuff man.

Incredible header that.

few if any more ridiculous than that think fifa should look at their goal of the year nominees again Scored one in a friendly with his left peg on the volley against Benfica. Unbelievable. Tonight's 4th. Fucking hell.

We need to start another epic voting rush like when that Polish site ran the vote to see which match would be broadcast.

The season that just keeps on giving.

£25 each to move to another seat in your section/price range. At least that's what they told me when I asked.