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Aaaawful defending that. Canny goal mind.

Bale is such a bellend.

It's bullshit man, you've just scored a goal, it's the best feeling you can have in football and you're being all 'respectful'. Just celebrate and enjoy the moment, instead of being all dramatic and trying to make a point.

Always thought he was genuinely two-footed and his left was the stronger if any! Remember reading about him and he said that when he first started out at Prague, he would train until the lights went out. He'd use his weaker foot over and over and over again until he got to the level we remember him for now.

Players not celebrating when they score against former clubs. Fuck off man.

Wow. Where did he pluck that one from?

Best fullback in world football man.

Hell of a goal by Hernanes for Lazio. Lazio's kit is absolutely lush. Even more impressive considering its made by Macron.

He was in Aspers last night as well. Proper destroying a sandwich as he sat at the card table.

MAGEDIA!

How does Artie get his jumper that faded grey colour?

What does Cattermole actually bring to a team? I'd be absolutely furious if we had a clogger like that in our team everyweek, it's even worse he's actually their captain. Horrific passer of the ball.

Mignolet's nose looks completely flat now.

Bramble.

Sessegnon is wasted with these jokers.

Love how everything on his shirt appears to be falling off.

Danny Rows. Waddle is lifting to listen to.

Simon Peter, Andrew, James, John, Philip, Bartholomew, Matthew, Thomas, James, Jude, Simon and, Judas Iscariot. That's odd, I was drawn to the fit lass myself http://d.yimg.com/i/ng/sp/empics/20120107/18/2144489060-07012012182825.jpg

Simon Peter, Andrew, James, John, Philip, Bartholomew, Matthew, Thomas, James, Jude, Simon and, Judas Iscariot.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Is there a better right back playing at left back than Glen Johnson in world football right now?

Cattermole is a horrible footballer like. 'HIT THE CORNERS'.

Never a free kick there on Stevie G.

'Silky' Sessegnon?

Ermmm nah, you can't call them the big 5 with a straight face when Spurs and us finished above 2 of them last season. The 'big 4' thing only started when the likes of us and Leeds dropped out of the upper reaches of the league and those 4 made up the top 4 for countless seasons in a row. Whether it was bullshit or not, it was always position-based. It doesn't work anymore by any stretch of the imagination. Not saying it isn't very, very wrong. Just the way the media will present it. It's a new one on me mate, you don't hear big 4 or 5 anymore. Liverpool haven't been top 5 in any of the last 3 seasons before this one for a start. FourFourTwo's issue last month had the big six on the cover. Bit insulting considering Liverpool finished 7th. Actually they finished EIGHTH. Pricks.