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Ryan Bantz.

I've read that five times and it still makes my head hurt.

It's the patter police man.

NWOAP, Shirley?

I've done all of these things today and I'm still strange and excitable. Then I can do nothing more for you. Looks like you're destined to forum-hop in a strange excitable mess for the rest of the summer.

BANTZ!

How does that work like? Montpellier don't want to sell yet Milan have basically tapped him up?

People on here need to cheer the fuck up like. Go for a walk, read a book, watch some tv, just chill out you strange excitable people.

He's blatantly rang himself and left a voicemail message answering his own query.

He's a poor man's Obertan. No thanks! He's not like. But it's still laughable they've linked us with him.

Fucking hell. What a colossal shitbird that bloke is.

I've gotta say like, it took me ages to work out what was going on with the dangly carry on.

He spoke about keeping the ball in his post match interview. Said something along the lines of it being one of our issues last year and something we'll been looking to improve this year. Nice to hear.

What an annoying attention-whore you are.

Woops Double whoops?

'Newcastle United who? Us laugh.'

What will happen if we dont? Impending doom. Listen to this man, he's always bang on the money.

This didn't get enough love.

Slow-slow then quick-quick. Insightful.

He'll easily slip Going Missing in there, Shirley.

The view of the smogset before was priceless. Also noticed Bright's Maximo Park reference. What a pleb.