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A mackem in town last night, without the slightest hint of sarcasm declared that Adam Johnson is five times the player Ben Arfa is. Five times.

This Barca shirt, wow.

Slow-motion made it look a lot easier than it actually was.

It's so important that we upgrade on Simpson, whether that means moving Santon across and buying a left back, or buying a right back. Having two full-backs who are comfortable on the ball would be incredible.

He's doing well for a man with a wonky leg.

Which 4-4-2 doesn't allow because of how simplistic it is and all about rigid movements and lack of midfield options and doesn't allow the movement you describe. What an incredibly silly thing to say. Playing 4-4-2 means you can't interchange positions or fill in for someone as they go forward?

What concerns? That we're not as good as Chelsea on their own patch? We created a decent amount of chances and didn't give them too many clear cut ones either. On a different day, we could easily have come away with something. What more did you expect? To give them a fight. Fucking hell you're a drone.

What a player man.

Hazard top corner, here we go.

Ben Arfa is at least a joy to watch.

Cabaye looks like he's forgotten how to pass the ball.

It's not a magical solution, this 4-3-3 thing. Chelsea are one of the best sides in the the league and will score a lot of goals this season. If they click, we're always going to be in trouble whichever formation we play. Let's just hope we come out with a point to prove this second half. All fired up. Believe.

Nope and we wont be if we continue with it. Ridiculous statement.

How many times is Torres gonna dive? Little tranny.

You HAVE to book him for that. Fucking hell.

Dowd is a porky little cunt.

How Chris Waddle gets this gig season after season is baffling. He has one of the worst accents ever heard.

Fucking hate Chelsea like. Disgusting club. It's brilliant how audible our chants are.

Torres was looking for the pen all day there, silly tackle.

Support sounds class.

Chris Waddle. Wish I could mute him.

Howay the lads!

Lads man, stop talking about Krul getting knacked and lets just enjoy him in the team. Hoping Anita does well today, the midfield are gonna have to be on form for us to get a result.

West Ham are so bad. Can't keep the ball for more than a couple of passes.