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Fuck goes the fantasy football points.

Agreed, theres also a couple of others not picked you could also say that about.... and yeah i agree Italy have been better to watch. Definitely need to bring someone on who can link up better than Balo as he's just giving the ball away constantly. They should take Balotelli of for the fact that they (I assume) want to finish the game with 11 men. He's in big danger of getting sent off. Well, just normal then. theres that too, but yeah id bring Di Natale on not only would he link better than Balotelli he's also a better goalscorer. Thing is, though, that with Balotelli, you have a striker who's absolutely clinical. When he gets a chance, he'll score. You need a player like that today. He won't show nerves. You were saying ? To be fair, he's just showed ridiculous levels of calm when he should've livened up.

What on earth was that Balotelli?

De Rossi and co have put some great last ditch tackles/blocks in. It's all very well shooting from wherever but you're unlikely to score like that. Of course they have but there's a clear reluctance to shoot, it's infuriating. You're less likely to score by trying to walk the ball into the net.

Fucking hell man, as if it's not bad enough there's no striker, Spain look like they're refusing to shoot.

Balotelli

The Italians are going for it like. Shame about the Spanish no-striker idea. Ridiculous.

Police were twice called to the wedding of Newcastle United footballer Danny Guthrie after the reception descended into a brawl in which guests flung lobster thermidor at each other.

Hold up. Had Andersen in net and Agger centre-half, still on -2 points because of Chesney. What the fuck?

That jingle for the Euros is fucking awful. Sounds like a Eurovision intro.

Why do the assistants behind the touchline have sticks?

Stupid cunts. I wonder if they'll get the same punishments or threats from UEFA as we would. Will they shite.

Salpingidis is possibly the most Greek-looking bloke I've ever seen.

Gutted I've missed this one like, it sounds like a cracker.

Same. Epic fail.

Put a quid on Lewandowski FGS and Poland 1-0. I'm at work so can't watch the match but I take it that bet's not gonna hold out for long.

It's automatically set to private, so I don't think it's a case of everyone being sinister and devious.

Entered, I dunno why like because my team's horrendous. Apple Cycle.

http://www.partouche.com/ Remplir vos bottes.

I'm still in doubt about whether RTG is a real board, with real people using it. And Wireside simply can't be a normal person. Blatantly one of those drunken crackers that sit in the library on the computers all day.

He's loving it, Benny.

Aye, I'm sure us calling him Pardiola will ward off anyone. No need to fear people!

He seems like a massive bellend like.

I need to see this movie. So many hilarious bits throughout, it really is fantastic.