NEEJ

All that money and they can't afford to buy a new controller as well.

Selling Jonas man.

Placebo effect, innit.

Just read this - repeated 9.30am today on SS2 http://www.nufcfans.co.uk/jonas-gutierrez-and-fabricio-coloccini-have-a-barbecue-and-play-fifa/ Jonas' lass.

Who is the real Ethi?

Well agree to disagree but I've seen nothing from him to suggest he could get 20 goals in the championship. He's just not good enough. You could say the same about Chopra and plenty of others that have done in decent teams as well, tbf. Chopra always scored goals in that division though, whether on loan or permanent stay. Best was horrific in the few appearances he made for us in the Championship. Not the first player to take a while to settle into a new club. He was also quite unlucky a number of times in the few games he got for us. Definitely, but he's not a goalscorer. Wish him all the best and thankful for the countless good performances he gave in 2011.

Well agree to disagree but I've seen nothing from him to suggest he could get 20 goals in the championship. He's just not good enough. You could say the same about Chopra and plenty of others that have done in decent teams as well, tbf. Chopra always scored goals in that division though, whether on loan or permanent stay. Best was horrific in the few appearances he made for us in the Championship.

They reckon they rang Puma Glad I don't follow them, utter clowns. 'Hellow. Is that Puma? Aye? Seen those leaked pictures of the new toon top like? What's that you say? They're not real and haven't been leaked? Sound.'

Where's this from like?

The daftest question ever?

Purposely missed these due to them being from Sunderland like. And the fact that they're s****. debut album was canny and so was the hounds of love cover. Aye the fact that they're onto their 5th album with basically no recognition says a lot though.

Purposely missed these due to them being from Sunderland like. And the fact that they're shite.

Awful. RIP.

Aye that's a bit of an offensive gif like.

Just realised I put Alonso in my team. Get out. Wish I'd put him down as captain in place of Silva though.

Not camp enough.

Wonder what the odds were for Spain 2-0, Alonso both goals?

Worst game I've sat through in a long time. Disappointment.

Seems a daft idea to me, he's just a name. Sets his team out exactly how you'd expect a centre-half to.

Both managers are morons. Why is that Pedro's first appearance? And Blanc is just so conservative. Should've chucked Giroud up top, Benzema off him, then Ribery and Menez either side. Fucking go for it man.

Ribery never seems to live up to the hype. Also comes across as a massive cunt which probably doesn't half affect people's opinions on him.

Alba diving there before Debuchy's anywhere near him.

Nee idea, but I loved the bloke on the bench inspecting it afterwards as if he was about to stitch it back up.

This ref's a right tart.