NEEJ

Balotelli will get sent off today.

Seriously?? WTF is going on. i think we came bottom of this last year and now we are bottom again this? Something very fishy going on there. You lose points if your manager snakes the ref's wife.

There was one moment when he got it just past halfway and with one touch and turn he had left two men for dead. He then went on to lose the ball like, but it was still brilliant.

Aye I've never understood why people do things like this. You'd think he'd sat in the centre circle sticking two fingers up at all four sides of the ground. Clearly a confidence player, so let's jeer the lad. Smart.

The fact that he actually went to warm up at one point would've been cute if he wasn't being paid more this week than I've earned in my lifetime like.

It's exciting as fuck to think this lad has another four or five gears to shift before he's anywhere near where he's capable of being.

It's incredible how much effort he puts in week in week out. Looks like he's brimming with confidence too, great to see.

Just watched it again, beautiful. Beautiful man, beautiful goal, beautiful moment.

Just seen this What a tool

Tickled me as well , I was looking for a michevious smiley then Pards was there at the bottom, just smiling at me.

Just seen the Dembele sending off. Pathetic. Should get done big time by UEFA.

The bloke who was talking about Carr had a bit of a facepalm moment, asking if he was Pardew's appointment despite him being brought in waaay before Pardew. Then again

Yip, absolute beauts them boots, better in black. They do blue ones too dont they? Remember seeing some and thinking I'd love a pair but never got some.

Mental to think Oba scored in four wins against Spuds like.

EVOLVE

On now.

Plays for Liverpool now Redknapp still called him Luis on Saturday, unbelievable.

It's the ability to be caught offside.

Who's the bird on the Chelsea bench? She's tidy.

What are West Ham's reasons behind wanting it anyway? Upton Park is hardly tiny.

Obertan excellent against Spurs? Eh?

Many would argue life is. Therefore, it's within perfectly reasonable boundaries that you should suck me. Just when I was ready to pounce and rubbish your little fabrication you own up. Dissappointed.

The picture on the back of the Chronicle was brilliant the other day. Sammy sitting there in his socks on the curb. Looked like Shola had deserted him and left him at the training ground.