NEEJ

Hopefully the bit about Perch being selected to play left back tomorrow is equally as accurate. Theres been loads of articles kicking about saying Barton was central to our promotion push like. Mustve missed this amazing contribution whilst the bloke was injured.

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Shadowplay.

He's not a cunt for moving on. I'm sad it's ended up being Liverpool but they're in a better position than we are at the minute. It's gonna hurt seeing him play against us but it's time to move on.

Hope so!

Got a serious man crush on the go here like.

And then go on the pinch after the match along Northumberland Street.

Our previous number nine gave everything in every game, almost the exact opposite can be said for Mr Ameobi. Playing for Newcastle means everything to him? Jeez. I put more effort in getting out of bed than he does in 90 minutes. You don't write fantasy stories by any chance mate? You know that Obafemi Martins was our previous number nine right? Jeez man. £35 million for our last number 9. Alan Shearer also played number 9 once, just in case you weren't aware. Aye but I don't like talking about that big gypsy, so I overlooked him.

Our previous number nine gave everything in every game, almost the exact opposite can be said for Mr Ameobi. Playing for Newcastle means everything to him? Jeez. I put more effort in getting out of bed than he does in 90 minutes. You don't write fantasy stories by any chance mate? You know that Obafemi Martins was our previous number nine right?

It's on ESPN too isn't it?

Any indication whether he'll start for les bleus tonight?

What an avatar!

Honourary lifetime president tbh.

Looks like he tore our ressies a new one last season. Put two past Krul too. Gabriel Obertan vs Newcastle reserves 2011

That's pretty cool. Anyone feel that sliding tackle at 4:25 was a bit unnecessary, like? 5.57, the little kid kicks the ball out of play for no reason in the box then looks so proud of himself for doing it. Brilliant.

Did Krul actually say that? its on skysports, i assume so? Ah right, had no idea where it was quoted from. Timmy Krul superscout.

Exactly right. The attitudes would change drastically if they were actually paying to watch him every other week. It's vomit inducing to still think of him as our second choice striker after all these years. Cannot wait till Ba gets injured. Really cannot wait. I signed up to the ten year deal specifically on the assumption Shola would be here for those ten years.

Looks like he's gonna tear someones head off.

Did Krul actually say that?

We need a reverse mackem celebration picture. If ever a time called for it...

He said 'putting a bow on it' again. Legend. VUCKIC. PUTTING A BOW ON IT IN STOPPAGE TIME!

YES!!! Just the news you wanna come back to. NUFC wouldn't be the same without him. He's been here pretty much since I can remember. It's a nice touch

Kevin Nolan bought me a treble JD and coke once.

It was only the Daily Fail and the Star that mentioned the 5.5 story wasn't it? The Mail on Sunday reckoned Jose was our Argie fullback a few weeks ago, so I wouldn't read into anything they say.

Wow. Calling Barton a defensive midfielder, that's just on another level of cluelessness (that's not really a word, is it? ). Even if it's not, I highly doubt Neesy would pull you up for it.