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Nani is quality man. I must not watch enough of their games. That's what Nani does. Brilliant goal that, unbelievable play condsidering it was all done in the box.

Krul looks like he had a stormer. Some brilliant saves there.

You should be worried about yourself after such a baffling comment. How on earth would Barton tear Gibbs apart? I think he means limb for limb, post-McDonalds style.

Why absail when he can simply jump?

That video talk about over-dramatising things!

Woop! Lovelyhands off for Raylor. Injecting some creativity and set piece expertise.

Sounds worrying for the second half like.

Our poor beautiful pitch is gonna be ruined by the time Arsenal roll into town.

Someone has a crush. He's at the back of a very long queue.

Lush day to play football like.

Ibrahimovic Boateng looks like a complete tool like.

It would be funny as hell if he blossomed this season and banged in a few with the papers calling him the new Thierry. hahahahahhahahahahahaahahhhahahahahhahahahahhahha in your reply would be quite appropriate if his value rocketed to £15m. Not when we're selling him to Liverpool at 11pm on transfer deadline it wont be.

Taylor-Fletcher is fucking huge. Makes Nolan look slender.

Based on what? I've seen him a few times for Man United. But in all fairness to him, getting more football could do good things for him. He was highly rated in France was he not? Was indeed. Underwhelming to say the least but I dont think anyone can judge him based on the limited opportunity he's had over the past year or so. Wish I had faith in the idea he's Routledge's replacement.

Based on what?

That's a bit different to him throwing a wobbler because he couldn't take set pieces. pardew's just admitted that they 'saw the problems coming' regarding barton and the usa trip. that's f***ing ridiculous, they shouldnt be going on a pre-season trip without one of the best players. yes it's his own fault for ending up in jail but we are where we are and we should be together as a team. Load of rubbish that like. So our whole pre-season plans should revolve around Barton?

His horse is called 'My Body is a Cage?' Weird song title to pick like.

I've got two die hard Charlton mates, and a Hammer. None of them have ever taken the p*ss beyond the nature of the appointment, instead, have had decent things to say about his potential, and the way their teams generally played. All three were to a greater or lesser degree dissapointed when he left their clubs. Yeah but do you know that Bob Paisley and Brian Clough hailed from the North?

Lambias actually looks like an old nurse. Scary.

Jesus

"We're live to David Craig." "Well, we seen Joey Barton arrive at training this morning, he was on his phone." Yeah I know you moron, I'm watching the same pictures you are. Hate that bloke with a passion.

Reckon Jonas is going to have a different season without Jonas who helps him quite a lot defensively.. Jonas without Jonas would be very interesting indeed.

I seriously hope you're kidding, I refuse to believe you're that retarded.

Say wut? What on earth does any of that even mean?

With all the chaos, the club have forgot about him! He's probablly swimming here, he aint gonna be happy when he turns up on Whitley Bay beach to find out whats been going on. Can he swim? Actually, that wont be necessary as he can walk on water.