NEEJ

David fucking Craig. Giving us the most pointless update ever. Would never get tired of kicking him in the face.

He's not really that smart though. Yeah he often knows what he's talking about, but to label him as one of the smartest footballers around is a bit novel. He's not smart enough to keep his hole shut long enough to stay out of trouble. He's spent a good few years changing his image but over the past few months has just begun to unravel all of that imo. He's still a volatile cracker, just using Twitter as his arena now. I do like the bloke, but he's trying even my patience now.

Did he score today? What was it like?

Rest in peace Bobby.

Derek really is a dickhead.

I thought Inter have a Barca style shirt for this season?

Better than spending the £35mil this like.

Was that match as good as it sounded?

CHIPSHOT PUTTING A BOW ON IT IN STOPPAGE TIME KISSED OFF THAT FRAME AND IN

Can of corn for whoever? Ehhhhhhhhhh

Long-headed lob? What the fuck man?

There's someone called Julian James AND Robbie Rodgers in the same team? Nutty names.

Juggling act by Demba Ba. I can't get over this!

Nigerian born Englishman.

Off an angle of 45degrees. Unreal.

COAL-ACCINI

Taverni-A. Love it how he tells us when he signed, and how there was a loan spell. The ball is lugged upfield.

Coal-accini This bloke is not real. There's no way he can be this hilarious by accident.

'The Trinidad and Toboggan' Everything he's saying is cracking me up.

'Armeobi', 'Bad backpack backpass' No fucking way, this bloke is unreal.

The bike imagine.

Did he just say 'we'll put the second half to commence'?

Or bullying him relentlessly. It's funny either way.

He's still yet to agree to this himself though. Can see him not wanting to play for McLeish. Not that it makes any difference to us of course.