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They can't be this daft man can they? Ah...

Some of the fans are at times clearly ineptitude. Wut?

As I've said before, I'm glad I don't have that s**** in my life. It's the derogatory opinion of people from the North East I can't abide. If you want to live your life on the moral highground, get on with it, but don't try and pretend it's a problem with us. Who the f*** do you think you are? United for Newcastle? You're an embarrassment. Dont normally agree with what you say, but well said. What a muppet.

The women practiced them heavily apparently.

Those last two penalties, Christ! The second last one for England looked like she'd never taken a penalty in her life. Horrible run up, horrible finish.

Speaking of French diving, I hope our new recruits aren't too prone to diving - hate seeing NUFC players diving What, even when Jonas dives? It's hilarious, looks like he's been hoisted up by his puppet master in the skies.

He played every minute for Deportivo the season before we got him in, impressive.

F*** me!! Do those socks really have R and L written on them to make sure you put them on the right feet? Last seasons did too. Think I've always worn them on the wrong feet because I'm a rebel like that Ergonomic fit, innit

Who is noone? What a classy cunt you are.

How on earth did Colo not even get in the squad? Lunacy.

Both goals yesterday were quality like. And that overhead kick was something special.

Whether we are currently stronger than we started last season is very debatable.. How exactly? We have lost Carroll and have replaced him with Ba. I don't think that constitutes progress, do you? We have lost Nolan, our club captain and goal scorer and replaced him with Cabaye, who looks promising but is a bit of an unknown quantity. Let's call it evens. We have lost Campbell (essential cover at centre back) and got Marveaux (cover for wings with first team potential but also massive crock potential). All in all we haven't done too badly, but we've gone backwards in attack and defense, and (hopefully) improved in midfield. We have also not spent any major transfer funds. As I have argued before, I am relatively happy so far, but don't come and tell me you are happy if this is how the window closes..? Since when did Campbell qualify as essential cover? He was fucking shocking man.

I still cant believe youre a real person, but welcome back.

http://www.nufcblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Ben-Arfa-stretcher.jpg "Thanks Nigel!" (I do get what you mean btw) What a player. Most players when they suffer even a moderate injury would just cover their face on the way out. HBA somehow decided to wave to the fans after a double leg break, that takes character, I have a feeling that unless he gets a crazy offer from the likes Barcelona, Madrid or Man Utd, he will be with us for a good few years. Actually, i over looked thefact that he waved to the fans while he was probably in a lot of pain with a broken leg on a stretcher. That was a realtouch of class, imo. Or maybe it was just the Oxygen high. Can't wait for next season purely to see HBA on the pitch again.

Harsh. What have the sewers done to deserve him?

Say wuuuut?

Where's this being reported like?

Doesn't help signing people if we seemingly are after selling all of ours. Is someone supplying a consistant flow of piss on your cornflakes?

He can pop up anywhere.

Newcarstle. Love it.

Not see that big massive picture on here/.cock?

Good schedule tbh, apart from the end of November, thats gonna be tough.

The lyrics flying about in this thread are fucking shocking Well played people.

Why does McClaren still speak like he's talking to a room full of foreign press? What a tool.

What a load of absolute bollocks.