Welcome Chris.
I hope you do fucking brilliant.
You could write yourself a little bit of history as the person that scored the goals that got us survival and that allowed us to springboard on to greater things.
The reason Bruce's teams have some semblance of a chance is that the opposition don't know how to set up as they have no clue as to what Bruce's tactics or instructions are.
I listened to a Private Eye podcast from last year where Ian Hislop was talking about Robert Maxwell and how he'd sue anyone and everyone if they dared to say or do anything against him.
Think Ashley and Maxwell are cut from the very similar cloth.
I have never understood it when people say this. How do you calculate that we need to win 8 games? Genuine question.
All we need to do is gain 6 points more than Norwich, Watford and Burnley. How that is achieved no one knows.