Robster

How the hell did we not hammer Russia?

Nice opening fixture

The new signing looks suitably impressed

Please tell me that's just a wind up.

Erm, do we have a cabal of UFC fighters can we send over please? Ronaldo will be enough.

O'Shea

Really good to see Michael O'Neill doing well.

#dickhead Love you Alan.

Have to admit I cant take to him after his ridiculous play acting in the 1998 World Cup Semi Final.

FFS

FUCK OFF STERLING YOU CUNT.

Jesus what a save.

I fucking hate Sterling.

Hart

WTF!

Skrtel.

Brilliant.

Brilliant defending.

This still makes me laugh.

I think Rafa likes that Newcastle is a city that lives and breathes football. I am not sure Southampton is that kind of city so probably wouldn't have attracted him.

It's just a fucking wardrobe; it's on wheels. 'Store' FFS That's pretty dreadful stuff from the Club's official account.

http://i.imgur.com/1bHSNoi.jpg It's like something The Stonecutters would have on their floor.