Robster

2,3,1

Can't imagine Pardew being happy about it

Because he stayed at NUFC.

George Caulkin ‏@CaulkinTheTimes 37m Shame when there's positivity around & some warmth from the club, but it's what Ashley wants. More tightening of access to come. George Caulkin ‏@CaulkinTheTimes 40m As with most of pre-season, we're told Alan Pardew won't speak to written press after match. So I can't #askthehardquestions. #Nufc

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Come on, man. Absolutely no way on earth you can make a claim like that.

Slightly

Who is full of unbridled optimism ?

dat hair.

Mail Sport @MailSportOnline · 33m BREAKING: Luke Shaw has revealed to our reporters that he is gay, he was quoted as saying 'I love massive sausage in my shitty arse' #MUFC :lol:

I'm overwhelmed by the response from Sunderland fans. I'm not sure any words could express the gratitude I feel towards them. Fantastic.

RIP

Get in !

Neuer

Excellent goal.

Nice attempt at a jinx

Mueller has been fucking useless.

Foul against Argentina

Has to score.

Wonderful pass from Messi.

Hulk

Is that twisting action, man. I fucking hate it. If he hadn't have done it, he'd have got the penalty.

1982 is my favourite World Cup.