Robster

Who's going to want to come here ?

If this is true, then I guess it means that we are nowhere near completion on a sale

We just have to pray that its another made up story to fill column inches. Otherwise, my fear of consecutive relegations has just become even more real

Was just about to go to bed.. this better be a fucking piss take

I have to be honest and say I think we are more likely to go down as apposed to stay up - on the assumption that a sale doesnt happen soon and we are left with Hughton in charge for the first few months of the season. As the unrest and disgruntlement was a text book recipe for relegation last year - the same thing applies this coming season. By the time some form of stability is found within the club, i think we are going to find ourselves lagging behind with a mountain to climb.

Random but I agree wholeheartedly mate. Looks to have a crackingly long pair of legs

Thats far too sensible and intelligent for an utter fuckwit like Ashley to comprehend. Is it any wonder that conspiracy theorists think he is deliberately trying to fuck us over. He isnt doing 1 single thing to try and get us prepared for the new season.

The craic I think its got to the point where the chat and the banter with fellow fans is more enjoyable than the actual sport itself. What the hell is up with me I dont know

Fuck me man. The very thought of it turns me cold

I actually cant see us coming out of this. I am starting to believe we are completely fucked and will fold

Nah. Ashley is just a detestable cunt.

I cant believe they have. SAF playing mind games with the opposition managers

Not NUFC related but I saw that York drew 3-3 with Leeds...... is their stadium really called "THE KIT KAT CRESCENT" ?

Looks class

I guess all these news articles prove that the press simply cannot ignore us. As there blatantly is no news to report on with regards to the buy out, the only thing that can explain the daily "there will be news this week" stories is the media's continuing obsession with us.

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I am sure people in the Gallowgate and Leazes should get a good look at it when our fuckhead smash shots into row z

In light of the Vialli stories coming out, can we not just now delete every rumour that has since been heard or written about and assume that not a single person outside of the club has any clue what is going on

Optimistic

Well if we all love a conspiracy theory, there would be no way he would sell us quickly to allow us a full and proper pre-season. My guess would be that he is deliberately hanging on and delaying things until late August - by which time we are fucked for the season. His last act of vengance against us.

Is exactly correct. You could put the Barcelona squad up there but with the NUFC set up and management, they would not perform.

Alan Brazils talk about it this morning was almost laughable., Talking about SAF getting him back to goal-scoring ways to get him back into the England squad. I am sure SAF's first concern is the England squad I cant wait for the first club v country battle involving Owen

I think Viz should re-design their character Spawny Twat so that he looks like Michael Owen

I have an irrational dislike for Liverpool but I agree with this wholeheartedly

I cant make up my mind what I think if Michael Owen If I was him, with having no affinity to NUFC, I would have wanted to fuck off from the place as soon as possible as well. On that score I have no grudge to bear with him. On the other hand, however, he should have been intelligent enough to know that despite the small percentage of idiot fans, a large number are genuine honest fans who have been going through the whole debacle as well and as Captain, he should have shown them more respect and at least made some public comment at the end of the season Part 2 probably has greater impact so net result is I think he's a cunt.