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I just get the impression that they are all very immature men who spend their days giggling at the various different names they can call people.

Just seen one of the QPR goals. 2nd one I think. Absolutely brilliant. Kid run from near enough his own half, couple of 1-2's... just a brilliant footballing goal.

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And so it begins. I was right. Brilliant. Can only be a good thing. Whatever people say about KK. There is simply no other man alive that could do this to Newcastle

Owen because he is just one of those players that have a knack for scoring goals no matter what. This is based on the assumption that they both stay fit.

Cant we just wait until Keegan gets the players playing to his style then judge Michael. Its just been a horrible period at the club throughout his time here and it has no doubt had an effect on his game - as it has on everyones, in cluding the fans. Confidence is the ultimate factor and when KK puts that back into Michaels game, I have no doubt the goals will come. Lets not try and pretend that he isnt very good. Thats just plain daft.

oh right...so what do you reckon we should do. drag them from their already scripted post match thoughts on the match yet to be to northumberland street for a very slow throat slitting with a blunt fork before disembowelling and being hung over a lamp post wearing red red and white keks on their only just hanging on heads ? (please say yes) Probably. But also consider the fact that you've had an awful lot of good press that last few days. Seriously, the rest of the country is sick of hearing about KK's return. In that coverage, there will also be some negative stuff. That's just the way it works, they love extremes. Everything is fucking brilliant, or everything is fucking rubbish, nobody wants to hear about everything being 'stable'. That's why the likes of Villa, Man City, Everton and to a certain degree Newcastle were all unremarked upon by the press for years - nobody wants to know about non events. Media-wsie I think you're onto a loser here. The same press which built KK up as the returning messiah are just pissing their pants with excitement right now at all the column inches they're going to fill as the situation develop. And don't think they're all waiting for you to do well - they're not, they're waiting and hoping it goes tits up, because that fills more column inches than anything. Which is one reason why I think this is a bad appointment, but I won't go off on that tangent, I've had a bit too much to drink to be cogent. I can completely see why the rest of the country is fed up of all the KK talk. What fucks us off is that it appears to be the fans getting all the blame for it. Once again, the TV, Papers, Radio, never get slagged off (publicly) for going overboard. Yet on top of all their coverage, the likes of SSN and TalkSport still continue to get dozens of non-Newcastle fans from around the country wanting to talk about us. If they stopped calling in, they might get the message that no one ones to talk about it.

Last paragraph is priceless. Doesnt every football fan in the world dream? Whether it be a Man U fan dreaming of winning the Champions League again or a Torquay fan dreaming of getting back into the 2nd Division. Isnt this what drives every fan on. What an utter cock. He must be some dullard if he doesnt have any dreams at all. I guess the emptiness of his life explains the article

Personally, what riles me is summed up in your last statement... fans never get the chance to get revenge on these arseholes. It pains me to see these scumbags getting away with writing utter bollocks every week - not just about Newcastle.

Why should we assume that Shearer and Keegan should have kept in constant contact with each other just because Keegan signed him as a player. How many people move on from jobs and dont keep in regular contact with their ex-work colleagues ? They only knew each other for what.... a few months, and then for a short time during KK's England days, so they were hardly childhood best mates were they? There could be something in the testimonial thing but only Alan can answer that. Really depends on how he feels about things like that. The article in the programme. Does it say that KK refused or was even asked? All it says is that he didnt write an article. Doesnt mean to say that he didnt want to. Personally I cant believe that he wouldnt have written something if asked but as ever we can only guess. Does seem funny that he was the only major figure

How dare Keegan not re-create 96' in 72 hours with a team of players he didnt buy. These journalists are really are fuckwits of the highest order. Hope his kids are proud of him

Not a Kevin Keegan Mug ?

Seemed to be speaking very positively on MOTD and his views on a passing CM seemed very coach/managerlike. Wouldnt be surprised to see him in the dugout before too soon.

I would say that the 2 Derby games were bankers for at least 1 clean sheet.... could Sam manage team to accomplish that ? Based on that, keeping a clean sheet today would have been unlikely had Sam been in charge - assumption of course. Its a small thing, and fans of other clubs would probably scoff, but I think this can be taken as a positive from today.

Fucking hell I hope thats a wind up

OK. Seeing as though everyone seems to be trying to be negative after 30 minutes of KK's reign... how about trying to find some positives?

Absolutely shitting bricks here

Developing the youth like Mort asked

They're problems are solved now, they've signed Marlon King... Sacking Coleman has to be one of their biggest errors ever. They finally got some money for him to spend, sack him, and blow it all on some utter utter dogshit players. Deserve all they get. Poxy little club that we usually struggle with; will be glad to see them go down. Not yet they havent. Failed a medical this morning

Got off to a cracking start when declaring " Portsmouth fans know I am not going to be here for long and will soon be targeted by a big club" (or words to that effect). What a clever lad

I wonder why. See him getting interviews this week talking about Keegan. Wearing that big blue hat. What a twat

Away teams doing well in the premiership today

For some reason the 5-0 is one of my lesser favourite moments because whenever I think if it, in my head I can hear Manu U fans saying"who gives a fuck - we won the league again that year" + I remember the following week we went and lost 2-0 to Leicester so it counted for nowt really.

Can we stop with any negative vibes today please. They are banned.

HAHA Quality