TaylorJ_01

I was gonna do the second one, damn you.

Mikel San José, does he exist, think he does. Bilbao or something.

Oman's capital is Muscat. So, Kevin?

Rodrigo Lima I'm fucking class.

Laryea Kingston!!

Jim Hamilton (Bermuda)

Alan Luxembourgcity

I haven't heard much of him.

Pinning your hopes on a 70 year old bloke, what could go wrong? The systemic advantage of having the suits make the signings only works when you have a succession plan for the plum sticking the cones out. They've admitted they didn't have that. The same 70 year old that brought some of the best player we've had in the millennium.... I'll trust him in a heartbeat, his record speaks for itself. The same bloke who won't be able to brush his own teeth if a few f***ing years.

Been enjoying the highlights program on ITV4 every night. It's a great tournament, it's always completely batty. As evidenced by Gervinho the football has been decent too. South Africa's goal was lovely.

I'm trying to contain laughter so hard. That's simply a work of art

The moment he said Pardew was the right man and they care about style of play I said he had made a very bad point and promptly went home.

1 in 4 is an OK return for us considering he was making a lot of sub appearances. Still not enough for me to like him, the stupid fucking cunt.

Mind, I need a one line bio for the best ones to save me trying to invent stuff. Last round was easy cos CBs and keepers are generally nutters. Full backs are boring. The best so far is Frank Sinclair being sick.

I found it odd that they've made a conscious effort to do a big newspaper interview for the first time in ages. Suggests it's all been planned.

I can't see it myself, he probably won't get a job anywhere else apart from the Northern division. He'll go in a huff then quickly change his tune to that of "happy to lend the new manager my support".

Or ex-Manchester United player Chris Seagulls *didn't need to change name for joke to work*

Apparently Man City want an eagle something something Manuel Peregrini.

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Michael Ball is a good one. "Ball messaged the Coronation Street actor Antony Cotton, who is openly gay and plays the factory worker Sean Tully in the long-running soap opera. Cotton was at the time appearing in I'm a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here! "That f***ing queer," Ball wrote. "Get back to your sewing machine in Corrie you moaning b******." The message has since been deleted." Was also captain for Man City for like an hour.

Hang on! Sorry I got a new computer and have been building it etc. I am now back. Had to stop skiving at work a bit cos I did like nothing for 3 days. Will post up a poll tomorrow. Apologies again.

My folks are just two more stops on the train from there. What you going there for? Bit odd

Sorry, just had to quote this, what the holy f*** you on about? Literally not met one person in Glasgow who has said that. What Rangers forum has he been frequenting? Literally no one on FollowFollow wanted Ashley and their stance remains the same. I'm heading to Glasgow for the Old Firm next weekend, I reckon I'd get knocked out if I suggest the above. Nice I hope you're prepared. If I'm back I'll give you a shout. Might not go into town though

Sorry, just had to quote this, what the holy fuck you on about? Literally not met one person in Glasgow who has said that.

oh no, what will they place baby Jesus in