Why are our players always bloody injured?
"derek I think I've injured my leg quite badly"
"here gan rub some of this magic pie on it"
"derek please I'm bleeding so much"
etc
It was so blatant that we were fucking it long at every opportunity in the first half, then he decides to not do that and gets plaudits. He's trying to look good through contrast, why is anyone doing that.
Look how much thought goes into random wikipedia pages man, it's a truly wonderful thing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Jak_Alnwick_(2nd_nomination)
Given our defence is in tatters we should probably attack. The ol' "nick it" approach will probably not work. We still have Cabella, Perez et al available so should play to our strengths.
Still find it hard to stomach a goalkeeper winning ballon d'or but I see where you're coming from. However, got to be Ronaldo surely. Yet again he's just been ridiculous.
No pressure, lad.
so many oddities.
"He's a potential international and future club captain"
"Not good enough to play against West Ham"
"Burnley are crap"