TaylorJ_01

Cavani is crap. Such a rubbish guy. Ibra is right to not pass to him ever.

Sterling is not that good.

aren't we all a little bit fat?

They won't start a season with Delph first choice.

What an awful move for Delph jesus

wow, might leave work early so I can go and watch a man in an airport.

shit, that's a good signing. No two ways about it.

Christina Aguilera - Genie In A Bottle. It has to be it!

wijnaldum wijnaldooo hey piss piss piss nipples to the tune of jailhouse rock

Hopefully that means no Williamson I imagine him chasing someone from a high ball over the top would look like this http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_g70wAXl4VY/Tjdn2s60y4I/AAAAAAAAZqo/in9xksviHRg/s1600/2roqo2o.gif

it's in his signature

Christ, Gyan's new wage going to be on almost £11m per year. I hate football.

Shearer is my hero. Someone I'd be starstruck to meet. Most footballers mean nowt to me at all. Think it'd be Cristiano Ronaldo, Shearer, Ronaldinho, Keegan and maybe a handful of others. Lewandowski is my favourite player so probably him n all.

wish pardew would fuck off man

We should use Shane for some weird experiments. See how massive we can get him, give him absolutely tonnes of steroids and tattoos. They'll be like "ah they are sending on a tricky winger" but actually we release a massive, rabid beast out just screaming at people off the ball.

why hast doth forsaken thee

Weird guy. Odd Yohan kid.

Gyan is still actually really good, which is the annoying thing could easily be playing at a good level.

none or loads

Where can I find a list of all the Valencia transfers? For some reason it seems impossible.

http://www.lookalikes.info/our-lookalikes/sports/steven-gerrard- can't breathe anymore

Oh god need to stop looking http://www.lookalikes.info/our-lookalikes/sports/wayne-rooney-(tommy-getty)

also, this one is crap http://www.lookalikes.info/our-lookalikes/sports/theo-walcott-

he's a massive tank