TaylorJ_01

haha get it up ye mole

plus I think, with all the shite strikers they seem to be buying, that Klopp is not going there

"only if you bring your cunt son"

I don't think Klopp is a money-chaser. He's more about the 'project'. If he can get assurances and the huge backing required to get a team from 'there' to 'here' he'd be willing to listen. Saying that, Leicester would surprise me... a lot. In many ways, we are Klopp's dream. Sleeping giant needing someone to lead them to glory. Makes me so sad

I remember when you used to think Ribery was the better player... I feel vindicated for always thinking Robben was better. At the time tbf most people were saying Ribery was better Same. Robben has always been more talented. Just needed to show it more consistently. He's phenomenally good.

I love how they are being so obviously dodgy despite just being done for it. Horrible stockpilers.

Didn't think it'd actually be possible to score that many goals the guys literally must not be able to play at all.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/stewie-head-turn.gif

Is that at Armadale?

god

Ooh an arbitrary rating out of ten, my flaps have moistened.

He's just seen Gouffran attempt to dribble.

Matip

Harry Face

(s) Malvinas Nah, no way. Do you know why them that by the way? Might make that my sig Do you know why them that by the way? - watty 1892 3rd July 2015

Siem De Jong looks like a 45 year old music teacher.

Holebas is class, good grief. He's fucking rapid.

good grief, this stops now

stop buying players

Dat transfer ban. Literally not banned from transfers.

Sleeves aren't hipster. ALl the footballers who have them are total wanks.

He definitely complains about paying 5p for a bag, every single time.

Mexicans will buy a lot of jerseys and sprite.

ban nut

he's like twice the size of the average Chinaman. Going to brutalise that league. Gyan in middle east level brutality.