TaylorJ_01

It certainly wasn't colourful. It was mayonnaise with some bits of misguided celery and orange. The whole tub was whimpering "please let me die".

Jo - do you want to be our manager?

I put 'florida salad' in a sandwich once. Was the worst thing I've ever experienced. Fuck America.

Oh obviously, but in terms of buying/players they do it in the sort of disorganised, messy way I would if I was a manager/DoF. Yeah I like it. Send bids like they've been for a couple pints - at times like 2am with a bag of crisps in their hand.

Here http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28221160

good lord

Everyone in the media are touting us a dark horses for the top 7 though this one bloke has us 19th? And yes it is a laughable shout, far too many teams worse in the league dispite the N-O Emo outlook on things. http://i.imgur.com/54kVCRr.png And? All we've done since then is add more unknowns to our team. I wouldn't say our starting 11 is necessarily stronger. More likely to be relegated than finish top 7, imo.

Everyone in the media are touting us a dark horses for the top 7 though this one bloke has us 19th? And yes it is a laughable shout, far too many teams worse in the league dispite the N-O Emo outlook on things. http://i.imgur.com/54kVCRr.png

dat wrong doe

It's relevant if you want to know by how much we'll get beat. I'll go for the usual 3-0. Cabella to wear his best "what have I done" expression after goal 3.

"I was really pleased with our fans. It was nice to hear them singing Obertan's name" - Alan Pardew

I'm not meaning it like that - more that Dortmund is the perfect club. I reckon I'd turn down everyone in favour to play there. Fuck I'd rather play there than at Newcastle

Fancy describing those scenes and then adding that I've been at Dortmund. I watched them go from 1-0 down, almost like Klopp giving them a head start, to 5-1 up, each goal a devastating counter-attack. I then watched 80,000 people chant Klopp's name until, finally, he smiled and waved at the crowd. At no point did Klopp think they would lose and, in turn, at no point did the crowd think they would lose. Just imagine having a manager like that. A manager that not only wants to win, but gets mad and says "OK, we're going to absolutely batter you now". A manager that makes the crowd 100% sure they will come away with the win and will be shocked at anything less. It was heart-breaking, man

Tipping us to go down isn't a laughable shout. I'd say it's unlikely, but based on form it's absolutely correct.

Any player who actively wants to move from Dortmund is mental, imo. The place is incredible, absolutely incredible.

It's what's wrong with British football at a lower level. I played for a team in a friendly a couple weeks ago and the manager was shouting at folk when they lost the ball up the field. However, when one of the crap defenders hoofed it out of play or made a decent tackle he was spaffing all over the shop. It's bloody pathetic.

Klopp is probably my dream manager. Imagine St James's Park on a matchday with him in charge, he's fucking mint in so many ways. He is the literal opposite of Pardew. Sadly it will 100% never happen.

Would have loads of unnecessary extra wheels in the middle.

People keep mocking those saying the reserves are rubbish - but the reserves really are rubbish.

Pablo Hernandez to Al-Arabi?

http://i.imgur.com/CDAVtlu.png

"We've got on with it" bloody hell, not as if you're playing for your boyhood club on massive wages. Jesus.

When is it?

The order in which I'd prefer them to come out is ridiculous.

We don't play him for his defensive contribution though. Well, we do, but we shouldn't.