TaylorJ_01

I barely care any more either.

see your username

He also believes socks make good pets.

I prefer captains that will run but, not only that, will also jump a lot.

Considering it's Stifler, probably socks.

Not a fan of Jones at all, really.

Stop saying Barklay.

I like it

Bosingwa

yaaaaaaay

Did you mean: Semis and penis?

It's done a year in arrears for some reason. All that time for a-fiddlin'.

why is it getting announced now? I don't understand accounting.

I envisage 70th minute substitution at 0-0. JC: "STEEEVE" *hard push* SS: "......what" JC: "GET THE GABRIELLLLL" Obertan comes on, lose 1-0.

Wait, are these the recent accounts or 2013/14? Thread title?

He's no different to any of the other tricky wingers really, it's just cos we don't actually have any.

Scotland were getting outplayed by Gibraltar there was general bemusement, ironic cheer when we won a penalty, then extreme hilarity when they equalised. Obviously after that it was pretty easy.

Italy appear to be stankin hard. 0 shots on target, got an OG though, spawny cunts.

Should've just retired. Surely he has enough money?

For people going to Dortmund, man it's so good. I think we were in the Ostkurve too. Was like a festival atmosphere. People pouring beers, adults, kids, men, women. Dortmund scored six and one overweight chap kept running over to us and we all kept kissing his head every time, as if he'd become a good luck charm

Yeah, it's generally just: Me: *trying not to mention Newcastle* Them: "So Newcastle eh?" Me: "yeaaah" *nervous laugh* Them: *raised eyebrow, mild laugh* Me: *shake of head* Them: "Pardew has started well at Palace, you should have kept him" Me: "How about I punch your wee brother" ad naseum

Nonceson

please be waterlogged please be waterlogged

Can imagine a bead of sweat on his head as he smashes a fat finger on the keyboard, typing one letter at a time, with his tongue out. His carer behind him egging him on "go on Lee, you are doing great!".