TaylorJ_01

Phil Neville is so crap. "Cabiella" and generally talking pish. His hair is crap too, man, straight out of boozed up brits abroad '96.

I want him to fail because he's a boring arsehole.

When we counter-attacked we had no-one in support. Was usually just Sissoko running about on his own until he got crowded out.

Candy from baby.

Was skillful and all that. Nothing really of note, though. Still, was good to watch!

Nice. Man City -1. 8 returns 20.

Not a fan of wing backs. Too much defensive responsibility to attack loads.

new favourite word

Laudrup is retiring after managing in money qatar.

2-0

1-0 the bears

Agincourt!

maybe he wants to play for us

Aird loves baird

It really is. Opening up. There's a goal or two in this.

McCulloch has been old for like a decade. So rubbish.

fat boyd is fat

Eat it. Fucking eat it.

I'm not saying he's rubbish ffs you're going on about him like he's our greatest ever player and it's pointless playing without him.

He's never played a competitive match for us man

He even knows the rules!!!

Surprised he's not gagging on fat mike's sweaty chode.

omg stahp

It's also not actually a thing. He just bought some mayo concoction from a nasty Scottish wench who thought to name her shitty sandwich filler after somewhere sunny to try and get the miserable scottish c***s to cheer the f*** up. "Cabbage, Mayonnaise, Peach (11%), Pineapple, Apple, Mandarin, Single Cream, Concentrated Orange Juice" What is wrong with you people? You put that in a sandwich? I was buzzin' for ham and coleslaw and saw that monstrosity, so bought it.

It's also not actually a thing. He just bought some mayo concoction from a nasty Scottish wench who thought to name her shitty sandwich filler after somewhere sunny to try and get the miserable scottish c***s to cheer the f*** up. "Cabbage, Mayonnaise, Peach (11%), Pineapple, Apple, Mandarin, Single Cream, Concentrated Orange Juice" What is wrong with you people?