TaylorJ_01

dat choke

Collymore can fuck off.

Just record neesy being annoyed at stuff, it's class in real life.

I could take orders and get a batch done for UK folk?

They were pretty basic (sorry), just comic sans on a white background stuff. Think we have some skilled photoshoppers now.

We should definitely have a shop now. T-shirts "I lov you hatem" "Prontonise" "Alan Pardew thinks kids are mint" Etc. I would buy a N-O mug like.

Ridiculous, we've genuinely done something that will have an effect. Not touched the twitter today, hoping we've gained some more contributions.

Fucking mint this

Jobs for the boys is exactly what we need to get away from. It's precisely why we're in this mess.

Shola coach only thing he should coach is 'how to play football like Anne Widdecombe'.

I'm genuinely up for a gathering to celebrate this knacker being fired/'resigning'. #partytilldawnpardewsgone

Italian football throws up shit like that a lot.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. A win did nowt, a loss would have made Pardew's position even more untenable.

We thought the same a few weeks ago, seemed to have no concept of his first responsibility being to defend and also looked nervous and capable of falling over at any moment but since he's deputised for Bardsley at RB he's started to look canny and has actually kept Bardsley out even after suspension. Most fans choice for MOTM at Old Trafford on Saturday. Could end up being a useful squad player (probably no more than that admittedly) for £500k IMO. Maybe as a RB rather than a CB but you never know, it takes time for South American CBs to learn how to play in this country, even if they have the ability - as you lot know yourself with Coloccini. Nah, hes s***. fs

bloody hell that's some proper hatred

"The manager told me I had to score more and get more assists" That always amuses me.

Might do the 1/2/3/4/5-0 again.

Might bookmark that so I have to stop explaining after 'he got u fif tho'.

For some reason BM locked the ideas thread. Although I do see the reason - everything has to be pushed onto this Liverpool game.

yep

Aye there was a picture going about.

Hopefully big, bad, blob smelliot gets a game in goals so we definitely lose.

I can't understand how someone could think Pardew is anything other than awful, I'm sorry.