TaylorJ_01

Smalling's all like 'shut up, Phil'.

Crikey, Vidic is alive.

Ah good old dave moy

Zaha is shite, sell sell sell.

He's gonna help Moyes through a rough first season.

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Van Persie is so fucking good, man.

Is she dying?

Christ, another gay singer.

I'm guessing the Aubameyang hat trick has been mentioned.

Mbollocks

HOOLLLYYYY SHIT LORD ABOVE YOU HAVE GRACED US

On a scale from wank to jizz - how are we playing?

i cry everytime

Corrupt cunts, the lot of them. Qatar is just a mess of an idea.

No-one says anything interesting ever. Elliot is one of the better ones but he's fat and silly.

Any fucking coverage? Other than twittermong.

*commits suicide*

not at all I was desperate.

When I'm cooking for myself my standards go out the window (see: bamp pasta)

The amount of idiots who claimed at the time that "its not that good, he only runs in a straight line" Completely missing the balance required, the split second change of pace to get away from the second tackle and the little chip while running flat out at the end to leave the last defender tackling thin air. The turn, the first touch which sends the bolton player for a paper, the little chip an inch over a defenders foot as he tries to tackle. It's beautiful. I remember screaming the house down when it went in. I remember the forum, was mental. Ended up dedicating a pizza to him and spelling his name out with ham. Watching it made me excited again. pics My bad, it was tomato sauce http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m5/TaylorJ_01/DSCF0062.jpg

You say that, but do you not enjoy a bit of controversy? Obviously he's a cunt. However, I can't pretend all the chaos didn't make for interesting discussion. I have the same feeling about goal-line technology but, having been on the losing end of it with us a few times, I'm for that.

The amount of idiots who claimed at the time that "its not that good, he only runs in a straight line" Completely missing the balance required, the split second change of pace to get away from the second tackle and the little chip while running flat out at the end to leave the last defender tackling thin air. The turn, the first touch which sends the bolton player for a paper, the little chip an inch over a defenders foot as he tries to tackle. It's beautiful. I remember screaming the house down when it went in. I remember the forum, was mental. Ended up dedicating a pizza to him and spelling his name out with ham. Watching it made me excited again.