RR15

Been waiting for this opening game for ages, now I don't want to play it. Scared. Anyway, Monday night, bottom of the league.

Hamstring? EDIT: He's holding his left arse cheek

No pyro, no party.

Massive ball sacks.

Don't worry, I've set myself a deposit limit and can't place another bet tonight.

Go on Corrigan! (Forum bet )

"Ok, Alan...you can sign players NOW..."

Everyone seems to have won today, doesn't feel that special to me anymore.

Nottingham Forest, QPR, Reading, Wigan all to win opening league fixtures @ 16/1 Had a fiver on, £85 returns.

And the pain of gambling returns, I love it.

Canny.

Hope we get him over the line soon.

Jamie Redknapp, man

Hamstring mate.

Got me.

0-2

Fucking daft cunt.

Not sure it's available online, like. "Just call me Bobby" is on Amazon (pre-owned) for a few quid.

Quasimodo rings bells, Ranges sets off rape alarms.