Espio

Scrappy 2-1 to us.

Owen?

fyp.

Sarcasm detector on the blink, I take it? Whey, when they invest the sarcasm font, let me know He's still a cunt of the highest order though

after all that shit last night about "UNITED" look at his post now;

The FA have been investigating Wayne Rooney's foul-mouthed celebration at the weekend. He looked into a camera and shouted, "Fuck off! What? Fuck off!" They have found that he was just having an argument with his reflection.

Just need mackems to lose tomorrow now, and they lose their only little bit of leverage over us, We'll officially be higher in the table

Quite alright

Dunno if this has been mentioned like but

I plan to at some point, now let me wallow in my shame and go cry lol

You really won't believe how fucking bored I currently am lol.

Edited for poor effort

Because they're cunts

Right, Going to the chelski match with my cockney mate in May, Does anyone know the best place to sit in stamford bridge for 1 toon supporter and 1 glory supporter?

Personally I'd like Swansea, Bristol and Cardiff, as when I moved to Devon, we were in the championship, and I could go see us playing at Bristol, Swansea, Cardiff & Plymouth. Now we've been promoted, my nearest teams are the Brum clubs and the Landan clubs which are each nearly 4 hours drive away. Would've been Portsmouth, but they thought it'd be a good idea to implode and get relegated.

There's the cunt.

Watch this mask be the equivalent of Samson's Hair.

Wasn't having a go or anything btw! Air rifles could quite easily kill people, but anything firing over 12 ft/lbs, actually requires a firearms license to own. Anything over could quite easily kill, hence the need for a firearms license, but anything under could do damage, but 99% of the time, wouldn't kill a person. I'm not sure how it's worked out though tbh, even an airsoft single shot bolt action firing at 500 feet per second, compared to a .22 rifle firing at the same feet per second, there's about 10ft/lb difference.

TBH bud, the 2 aren't comparable in terms of power, I've played airsoft for the past 8 years or so now, and the weapons in airsoft whether it be an AEG or GBB etc, are designed to be felt, but not to injure. Where-as air weapons are designed to kill. I'm not sure the equations to work out the ft/lbs, but airsoft weapons (based on a 0.2g bb firing at the legal limit of 328fps +5%, equates to about 1 ft/lb, 11 times less than that of an air rifle.

End of the day, most of the cheaper rifles are nowhere near as powerful as the serious hunters air rifle, I bought my son a rifle for plinking in the back garden, which fires at 6ft/lbs and that cost me £35, Fine for short range target practice at my local gun club or in our back garden. That being said, if it did hit someone in the wrong place e.g. eye, temple, left bollock, it would do some damage, anywhere fleshy on the body would leave no more than a bruise. Now, the rifle pictured in the Arsely Cole story is an Air Arms S410 (£550), firing at around 11.5ft/lbs, which as I stated in a previous post is more than capable of killing a bunny at 150ft, and specifically designed for intermediate level target shooting. Now I love my hunting, and it's stupid pricks like this cunt who ruin it for the people who genuinely shoot as a hobby rather than arsing about. I can't understand why the police are saying they may look into this incident, as if it was a member of the public, it would be classed as a firearms offense aswell as ABH. Also, the following laws would apply; Carrying a loaded Air-weapon in a public place 6 months imprisonment and / or £5,000 fine. Threatening others with an air weapon (even if unloaded) to cause them to fear unlawful violence 10 years imprisonment and / or appropriate fine.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sorry Dave, that just made me think of you as; http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/110/1104511/beavis-and-butthead_1278532869.jpg

tbf, the rifle I've got is a .177, same one as in the picture (Air Arms S410), mine fires a .177 pellet at 700 feet per second (11.4 ft/lb), the .22 fires at around 550 feet per second, now they're more than capable of killing a rabbit at 50 yards (150ft) so, from 5 feet, it would leave slightly more than a bruise.