Mimi's blatantly just some fat old bloke posting as a female to see how much attention he gets
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/2d/Fat_guy_on_computer.jpg
IIRC, Wasn't his loan announced just before we fucked off Villa 6-0? And Today, Announced permanent deal and we trounce the hammers 5-0. We should've waited til the SMB game tbh
With the keys we could steal Van der Vaart.
We could steal Bale, and cart him away in a Van (der Vaart)
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You want Bale to Bum VDV?
Can't believe there was genuinely a way to make that joke seem even worse.
Oh, There's always a way