Espio

Eygpt.

kebab - Once in a while everybody loves it. Especially when off your face.

This.

What a shit match this is.

With one hand, while breast feeding a starving child. Fuck that, He'd have to fight Angelina for that.

IIRC We had only agreed to sign him at the end of the season considering he'd played 25 games. He had his leg broke, which means he's unlikely to play 25 games considering there's only 19 games of the season left. Obviously the little that was seen from him was enough to impress therefore surely worth the risk?

He's on the pitch?!

Break Hart.

tbf, It's Tioté's fault we're 2-0 down.

Shit start like, But we're looking dangerous on the attack... And dangerous (to ourselves) when we defend catch-22 tbh.

From AC9's Twitter.

If he scores, Messi will drink his piss with a side of his own faeces.

Torres wants to take a dive in the box he'll probably get a pelanty. Commentators saying Carroll has the 2 centre backs on toast. Bookable offence, surely? With this ref aye.

fyp.

Fucking hell, was like watching the radio.

Dived.

He's still a cunt.

You sure you got both pages there Dave? Shouldn't there be an ING on the end?

He can only do that if he was refusing to play, but by all accounts, he's done that all game.

Dunno who my commentator is, but who the fuck is Raul More-relish?

Perfect, we're 9-1 up, Pardew dropped dead after someone flashed their arse, Lllambias got hit by a bus, and someone just stabbed Ashley in the face with a stick covered in their own shit. Why hasn't Dave updated the fucking thread title, then? Lazy twat. Only he can tell you that

Perfect, we're 9-1 up, Pardew dropped dead after someone flashed their arse, Lllambias got hit by a bus, and someone just stabbed Ashley in the face with a stick covered in their own shit.

Yes, Yes it does.

Oh Messi....