Espio

fyp.

Fucking hell, was like watching the radio.

Dived.

He's still a cunt.

You sure you got both pages there Dave? Shouldn't there be an ING on the end?

He can only do that if he was refusing to play, but by all accounts, he's done that all game.

Dunno who my commentator is, but who the fuck is Raul More-relish?

Perfect, we're 9-1 up, Pardew dropped dead after someone flashed their arse, Lllambias got hit by a bus, and someone just stabbed Ashley in the face with a stick covered in their own shit. Why hasn't Dave updated the fucking thread title, then? Lazy twat. Only he can tell you that

Perfect, we're 9-1 up, Pardew dropped dead after someone flashed their arse, Lllambias got hit by a bus, and someone just stabbed Ashley in the face with a stick covered in their own shit.

Yes, Yes it does.

Oh Messi....

A golden Argentinian god?

Most geordies are okay with their wives fantasizing about José during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

Tiote owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Tiotes sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

We're not losing yet. Pretty much the only positive. Kiss of death tbh...

fyp

Sol

You mean his left? no... he's left footed.

Ah you legend. Cheers dude

Yeah to me it looks like a training top, but not sure as to what season.

Alright lads, anyone know which kit this is? It is green not black as picture would suggest. http://www.marrsairsoft.co.uk/ZeRoE/IMAG0342.jpg

Nah was his leg, they look the same though. edit: Apparently

"You wouldn't have failed that drugs test if you did it like this!"

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