Espio

A golden Argentinian god?

Most geordies are okay with their wives fantasizing about José during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

Tiote owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Tiotes sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

We're not losing yet. Pretty much the only positive. Kiss of death tbh...

fyp

Sol

You mean his left? no... he's left footed.

Ah you legend. Cheers dude

Yeah to me it looks like a training top, but not sure as to what season.

Alright lads, anyone know which kit this is? It is green not black as picture would suggest. http://www.marrsairsoft.co.uk/ZeRoE/IMAG0342.jpg

Nah was his leg, they look the same though. edit: Apparently

"You wouldn't have failed that drugs test if you did it like this!"

internetz meltdown fyp

We know

Beat you by 3 Seconds Dave, It's no longer funny

Hughton Out!

Barton or Nolan for me like.

RTG is going fucking mental lol, 15 pages in last 5 mins

"Do it for Bobby"

I've got no fucking nails left

I want to hug his love handles

Aye, the mute button

Shocking? or Clever?

The ref forgot it's a fucking derby?