Espio

nolan isn't 100% is he, from that concussion, so I reckon vuckic would be a good shout. Nolan's never 100%, man Of course he is! 100% British beefcake.

I'll let you in on a secret.... he's not reading.

Sorry dude, you're not allowed to be positive on this board

How can we take his dad seriously??? I mean look at him

Seeing as I think most people in this thread may need it, 08457 90 90 90 The number for the Samaritans.

Barton looks like the sort of bloke who drives round in a bright red van with the words "Free Sweets" on the side

I believe you've just volunteered yourself.

He can fuck off, cunt of the highest order.

And so it begins...

With our forwards?!

But you can spray it with perfume and try and sell the turd... You can also roll it in glitter.

Chuck Norris.

Got a fiver on Korea winning, returns £170.

Just stuck £20 on Mexico beating SA and France beating U-R-GAY, Returns £110. Best thing is? If I lose, I get my money back

Reginald FC

The mackems would walk over broken glass to try and have a dig at us. I heard they'd even fuck their own siblings? Oh... hang on

http://static.flickr.com/3165/2804525378_5d99f04705.jpg It'd be funny if we did a Geordie version. We don't need prosthetic beer bellies and moobs... We're legendary for the real thing.

I was at the match, and fair play to them, they handed a huge banner out to our fans saying "Congratulations Newcastle United from The Green Army" and a lot of their fans even joined in the post match celebrations on the pitch, even had a few congratulations from their fans whilst walking past too. Great bunch of fans, it's a shame we won't be in the same league as them next season.

Harper to get the winning header from a corner.

So where's everybody sitting on Monday? I'm in row X seat 662

Thought i'd do it with Brummie accent As you do... of course

Will we be presented the trophy on Monday should WBA lose today and we win/draw on monday?

Plumouth?