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lol... Geoffsheard posted, Marley - Is your Cruft's name Jerry Maguire?4 minutes ago from web edit: bollocks, beaten to it.

The bit between his arse cheeks?

We play about a 5 minute walk from Heworth metro, and train in newcastle about 10 mins up the road from SJP

lol. We could do with a bit more pace on the team, our right winger went to ireland for a week... Came back a MONTH later, and lost quite a bit of pace strangely.

Alreet lads, I've got 3 spots left to register players for my sunday league team, If anyone's interested or know anyone that's interested, We're in Dire need of a centre back and left full back. We started the league on sunday just gone, which made me realise just how much we need cover in those positions. If anyone's interested we do training in town on wednesdays, Anyone's welcome to come to training which is £2 subs. PM Me if you fancy it. Mods please move if in wrong section. Cheers.

it's on .cock

They're watching us...

Suicidal

You mean boycoutt's wrong?

Looks like a used sanitry towel.

I bumped into someone.

We can't score with the ball in their half!

Blue star ftw

They should throw in a free sponsor change when the current deal runs out

Aye you're more than welcome to join us for a friendly, We have the pitches booked every fortnight from next sunday, 5-7pm. Price is £92 so if you want a game, it's £46 per team.

Problem solved.

Hi lads, I'm starting a sunday league team which we're entering into next season. Just wondering if anyone has much info about some essential stuff. Basically I know most already apart from little bits like where's the best place for decent priced equipment, and best place for insurance. We're also after sponsorship aswell. So as much info as people could give could really give a big help. And if anyone is interested in a friendly at some point we'd be interested in that, we have gateshead stadium block booked on sunday evenings for friendlies/training.

Peter Andre bumming him?

My Master League teams away top in PES09 is pretty much exactly the same... they been nicking my ideas. cunts

Grow up you pleb. Shhh.

Saylor is a useless cunt, and I hope he gets hit by a double decker bus. That is all.

Joe Kinnear?

English football simply is not ready. For some reason this made me chuckle rather loudly.

Ha, i'd love that. Go all retro a la Arsenal and their 'red currant' goodbye Highbury kit. Shan't happen. Except for us it'll be a goodbye premier league strip :-[

He is michael flatly... His feet never stop, if they did, he'd die... like a shark