Jamie87

I could see Crouch becoming an absolute legend. People need to see past the "bean--pole" striker thing, cause there is so much more to his game. I think he's got everything a striker needs, except an awesome burst of pace perhaps, but his technique and ball control are from what I see pretty damn good.

Lawl if this happens. Lawl!

SWP please!!!

Diane, get him in. Can't really be turning our nose up at people.

Just got back. Man! Anyone heard of this new form of mathematics going about these days? Its big in Russia. Its all based on a simple rule, that 9=10, or 10=9. Its catching on in London.

just about pissed myself at that in a room full of people working.

they are gonna win the toon? did ashley put some kind of bet on the game?

I can't say why, due to too many people on here being of the same race etc, you know, i just found it funnier because of that reason, you had to be there to find it funny eh? So you're basically saying becuase he was of different origins it was funnier. Fucking hell, setting the North East back a few decades aren't we?

what has his orgins got to do with the story, and what a wank story aswell. you musn't get out much like. way to not seem really racist too.

Hope he breaks both legs in his first match. Sick of Newcastle being used as bait to put pressure on other clubs, its bully boy tactics and fucking annoying. Maybe broken legs is a bit harsh, but seriously everyone involved in this kinda tripe can fucking walk off a skyscraper.

Seen what .com are saying? And skysports for that matter have a video of KK talking. Looks like its all bull!

if its in the sun, then its as good as a written contract.

Although he obviously is a bit of a contraversial character what the hell does that have to do with signing him. Not many premiership players are exactly saints. I reckon the lad'll come good for us. He is visibly getting fitter under keegan and his game has come a long way too. The press can fuck off. They only wrote this because there is nothing else negative to right at the moment.

Man OBA is awesome

no tash on the macster, means good luck?

LOUD NOISES!!!!

The funny thing is (or maybe tragic thing is), is that he even says in the interview that himself and the club are an easy target. Fuck the media.

If you have seen the interview this has been taken from, it becomes immediately obvious that its an attempt at creating unrest by the press. In the interview he coems across very well, and meaning all the best for newcastle. I can see no reason why he should refrain from commenting on England. Its just the bloody media having yet another dig.

shittest thread ever

He's the next Batistuta TBF.

Why is Rozenhal going to Lazio. Those twats wouldn't sell us Pandev. Maybe thats why, maybe its a deal of some sort.

No UK TV coverage, so you're lucky to get the second half. We have nothing.

look at the skysports webiste headline its something like 'Keegan Shock at Wise Appointment' liek it was all done behind his back. Couple of papers are running the same story.

I think the press are definitely trying to put a negative spin on it though. Just really pisses me off. The North-East should just become an independent state.

.co.uk seems to imply that Keegan knew there would be some new form of structure behind. All these papers then quoting him as saying that he had no idea; surely they could get into real trouble for lying like that. How come a website that is read by a few hundered members has to be more careful about what is written, than a newspaper that is read by possibly millions. I mean, I know they'll have top class lwayers covering their arses, but sirely the law is the law. We should fund our rediculous summer transfer budget with law suits against these cunts.