Jamie87

i am confused

when the fuck did this guy become the world's best player. He's had a few good games. I can think of hundreds of players where this has happened and then they have flopped. If we don't get him then it isn't as if we have missed out on ronaldo or something.

sex! if this is true my faith will be restored some way.

Prem duo eyeing Almeria striker The striker left Real Madrid last summer and joined Almeria, and he shone with 13 goals in La Liga and helped the minnows retain their top-flight status. However, Real inserted a buy-back clause in the deal and they will now take the player back for 4 million euros (£3.1million) before selling him on - with reports claiming he could go for up to 12 million euros (£9.4million). It is claimed in Spain that two English sides have made bids for the exciting 22-year-old, with some sources suggesting the two clubs as Newcastle and West Ham. Tottenham have also been credited with an interest after they scouted him late last year. Now Negredo's agent Junma Lopez says he will meet with Real next week to talk over his future. "We still have not had any news from Real and I will attend a meeting next week to clear the subject," he said. "If Real does not accept a deal then he will remain with Almeria."

I think its timme for terror tactics against these bastards. For every transfer they steal from us we need to blow something up in London.

I could see Crouch becoming an absolute legend. People need to see past the "bean--pole" striker thing, cause there is so much more to his game. I think he's got everything a striker needs, except an awesome burst of pace perhaps, but his technique and ball control are from what I see pretty damn good.

Lawl if this happens. Lawl!

SWP please!!!

Diane, get him in. Can't really be turning our nose up at people.

Just got back. Man! Anyone heard of this new form of mathematics going about these days? Its big in Russia. Its all based on a simple rule, that 9=10, or 10=9. Its catching on in London.

just about pissed myself at that in a room full of people working.

they are gonna win the toon? did ashley put some kind of bet on the game?

I can't say why, due to too many people on here being of the same race etc, you know, i just found it funnier because of that reason, you had to be there to find it funny eh? So you're basically saying becuase he was of different origins it was funnier. Fucking hell, setting the North East back a few decades aren't we?

what has his orgins got to do with the story, and what a wank story aswell. you musn't get out much like. way to not seem really racist too.

Hope he breaks both legs in his first match. Sick of Newcastle being used as bait to put pressure on other clubs, its bully boy tactics and fucking annoying. Maybe broken legs is a bit harsh, but seriously everyone involved in this kinda tripe can fucking walk off a skyscraper.

Seen what .com are saying? And skysports for that matter have a video of KK talking. Looks like its all bull!

if its in the sun, then its as good as a written contract.

Although he obviously is a bit of a contraversial character what the hell does that have to do with signing him. Not many premiership players are exactly saints. I reckon the lad'll come good for us. He is visibly getting fitter under keegan and his game has come a long way too. The press can fuck off. They only wrote this because there is nothing else negative to right at the moment.

Man OBA is awesome

no tash on the macster, means good luck?

LOUD NOISES!!!!

The funny thing is (or maybe tragic thing is), is that he even says in the interview that himself and the club are an easy target. Fuck the media.

If you have seen the interview this has been taken from, it becomes immediately obvious that its an attempt at creating unrest by the press. In the interview he coems across very well, and meaning all the best for newcastle. I can see no reason why he should refrain from commenting on England. Its just the bloody media having yet another dig.

shittest thread ever

He's the next Batistuta TBF.