Fatwax

If you like alot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club.

Seeing Allardyce celebrate a goal Oba-style would be my last dying wish.

Second place so far, not bad for me

Nice.... Don't quite get why you posted that gem in this thread like... Me either, and i dont understand why it would matter how a football player looks, specially one who will be playing for Newcastle united this season.. Would'nt mind if Frankenstein was our left back, so long as he did a good job. You mean Frankensteins Monster.

I have a whippet, ironically he's called Merlin. Good post though.

Talking of form and points on whatnot, from what I've noticed from the last few seasons (with the odd exception aside) if you get on average 1 point per fixture, or 38 points total then you're skimming safety/relegation. Any below that and it's pretty much guaranteed. However, if you average 2 points per game - 3 points per home game and 1 per away game for example - you'll pretty much win the premiership, or be in a title race at the very least. I reckon that a top 6 finish is easily possible, but like several people have said.. it's all about consistency. I think with a bit more depth and less injuries (come on BS) we could be there.

And this.

Had a BBQ and had a messy night on the broons.

I was watching Soccer Saturday and when I saw the Bolton goal update my heart literally sank.. After all the times last season that we were doing well until the opposition scored a goal, causing our heads to drop, I was pretty worried like. But it's a thing of the past! Big Sams revolution has started rolling! Interesting thing in the interview how Sam brought up about changing formation several times to accomodate the change in pace of the game.

They wouldn't have to if he didn't want a payment. The original deal was £6m, why would Newcastle change that after agreeing to it initially? It can only mean he's after a payment of some sort, probably in lieu of his testimonial. Little b******. Good point, completely slipped my mind that it could have been a loyalty bonus job. Fuck him then.

I kinda feel for Dyer here.. I don't really want him here and the general consensus of fans don't want him here and Dyer is blatantly not wanting to hang around, so why prolong it? There are clearly funds about and there is no way that anyone would willingly pay £8,000,000 for a speedy sick note. Not even West Ham.

NUFC would never bring in an old player as a member of the coaching/managerial staff for sentimental/nostalgic reasons.. When is Shearer taking over as manager, anyway?

I got rugby.. On the upside though, Scunthorpe 1 Sunderland 0!

You can hardly compare Michael Owens situation of weighing up his options to Dyers lacklustre effort each game with no more than quick runs in some new makeshift position he's found, or to Bellamy who is just a disaster waiting to happen.. a golf club to Riise FFS. End of the day, at least if Michael stays with us until January you know he'll make an effort until then.. even if it's only for his own benefit it'll still see us up the top half of the table.

i thought that the Edmilson thing was wrapped up until january, agreement in principle.. fucked knees etc.

There's alot of talk of a £23 mil figure being bandied about, although this hasn't being confirmed by any reliable sources as such. I think that as long as the club isn't left with nothing else to spend then the price of the transfer would be academic. But then again, I rate Deco as a world class creative attacking mid and the only way to get world class players it seems is to get out the cheque book.

"Money changes everything" £50m that was giving to Souness and i beg to differ But that money did make a difference, the irresponsible way in which it was thrown about on needless and overpriced players who were more bothered about their next wage packet than for the club itself landed us in the mess that we're trying to crawl out of right now.

There's nothing on SSN right now.. heh I half believed that for a second. Bless.

Why? You're one of the worst posters on the board. An 11 year old school child in the summer would make better reading than half of the s*** you post, like "OMGZZZ I'm so drunk i'm so gonna tell everyone on the forumz bout it". Mega entertaining. And you'd know of my previous post history because? I'm now just wondering which previously banned member you are, Thompers? Well i'd quickly get as many posts in before Dave comes along. I MUST be a previously banned member, it can't be that I have just read the forum for a while It's stuff like this that really pisses me off about you. http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=41253.msg875130#msg875130 Everyone else has a little giggle at the comment, but not you, on your high horse as usual because you simply have no sense of humour. And you're a laugh a minute.