Mattoon

Gakpo was going down before he even reached the Brentford players leg, should have been a yellow for simulation

This ref man!!!

FREE HEADER WTF BRUNO

Who do you think you are, Slot?

Botman

Should have been 2

We're losing the battle in the middle as they're overloading us, we need Ramsey or Tonali in there for an outball to bypass their press

Fulham on the front foot a bit here, they're pressing well in midfield to win the ball back

Sunderland equaliser

How's he waved play on and called it back like that?

Mutpppphhhhh

Twitching there

Promising start this, looking full of confidence

Why is Murphy shooting from there

Howwwww??

It's exciting the understanding Big Nick is building with Gordon, Isak and Gordon were definitely not on the same page but Nick has his game down perfectly, I think we'll see some big numbers from Gordon this season with Nick finding his runs with his deft flicks and back heels. I still think Nick has it in him to score plenty himself but he's going to be putting it on a plate for players around him too.

A nice stress free win today please and a glorious hate watch to finish off the day, hopefully a Brighton win too for the perfect day of football.

Easy home win 3-0 Woltemade, Gordon and Bruno

It's more likely to be a human centipede of the Steve's

It does fall because he was just highlighting the irony in the grandstanding they constantly make whilst accepting that precious lucre off them for sponsorships and player sales

Slot sounds like the spoiled little brat that's told he can't have any sweets and exclaims that he never wanted any anyway. Taking a dig at us because he knows we're laughing at him and Isak, such petty childishness.

Groin strain did you say? How the turn tables

Frankfurt are ridiculously bad, this is comical

On the back of a confident win against Benfica we have to repeat that performance here on Saturday and we will win. Can't afford to drop many more points against the European places this early in the league as it'll have a psychological effect, let's get that streak started now.

I concur, he's absolutely lethal when he's in that mood, when he ran towards that near post with the defender goal side and such a tight angle with barely any goal to aim at I thought the moment had broken down, to find the inside of the post at that speed and with everything against him was a moment of world class finishing, the boy is unstoppable when he's on form.