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Heskey plays his last game for the club & McLeish is sacked within 24 hours of each other, don't know how Brummie hasn't died of happiness overload

Hated him when he played for Man Utd but he was great, he should be talked about in the same breath as Henry, Shearer, Bergkamp etc

He's an absolute knacker, we are 1000% better off without him

Should stick to NBA this bloke, fucking Coach Carter here

A dodgy throw in being awarded you when your team is under the cosh

How one good result can change the plans you had for that day

Goals which don't touch the net Goals which touch the net that hard they bounce out The anticipation of a corner Red Cards

I'll amend Ive had a few shandy's

the pause before the roar of an away goal

& again you'll rule the world and Messi will be onto 100 a season

Not think he'll be back once he's managed a shit Asian country to the world cup?

I think every winner of goal of the round is invited to the final

Arsenal still not won without Arteta?

Cream shorts would have been canny, like the ones from 95

If ever there was a stereotypical Sunderland supporter it would be Micky Horswill, bloke hasn't got a clue

I didn't put my sound on, can't put up with American commentry. Good goal though. You'll be disappointed to hear the commentator is english

Genoa v Cagliari - Cagliari to win £5 @ 16/5 Feyenoord, Basel & Ajax - £5 treble Valencia, PSG & Juventus - £5 treble

TalkSport

Montpellier player definitely took the water in with all that waiting for the pen to be taken

£3 on Stoke v Everton Draw at 23/10 £2 on Fulham win v Liverpool at 4/1 £5 treble on Montpellier, CFR Cluj & Napoli

What a bastard that result is, Champions League final before or after last game of league?

I'm blaming the London media for the lack in sarcasm radar

Doesn't sound like a replacement in the wide forward role. Sounds like a replacement for Cabaye. It's going to be a brilliant summer, finding out who all players we buy are replacements for. That's the spirit!

I like it when it rains, looks like he's just came out of the shower

South African centre back