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pre-match drill is normally taking shots at goal and trying to not break the keepers hand/wrist after what happened with Gorilla.

Good to see Nixon is still trying to pass himself off as a cm.

So who are they realistically looking at as a replacement? Could it be Zola who's doing a great job at Watford albeit with a very good squad.

He hasn't snapped unless he's called them a bunch of cunts.

I bought these at a charity auction around 2 years ago and they've been collecting dust since. Was going to put them on ebay but first I thought I'd put them on here to see if anyone is interested in them. Will look at any sensible offer for them and they both originally came from http://www.memorabilia-store.co.uk/advanced_search_result.php?keywords=alan+shearer&x=0&y=0 as you can tell by the frame, I don't have the receipts for them though. http://i52.tinypic.com/2m4w12w.jpg Size is 45cm X 35cm http://i56.tinypic.com/oir5w9.jpg Size is 57cm X 47cm PM me if interest, I'll deliver to around the Newcastle area or post dependant on address. Not put the pictures up as they are huge.

They don't let facts get in the way of a good story.

So we'll just see BT sports as an add on if you're a sky customer already? Obviously with a subscription fee.

Yeah I doubt I could do the Sunday either.

Papa Shango

Haidara looking good.

Team-sheet would suggest otherwise but we'll see.

Kolorov is only mildly amusing thing.

Comeback likely against Swansea as he's only had 2 days training. Let the meltdown ensue.....

Sounds more like a thing for kids and parents, no problems with it.

Have we decided to go for it? Santon and HBA sitting at home. Nope we're going to roll over and ask for our belly to be tickled.

You have to remember that Obertan was a Pardew buy though and AP wanted to prove something. Nothing usual in that, lots of managers try and prove a point about signings that aren't really working out. The permanent signing on Ben Arfa was a Pardew decision also, it's been mentioned a number of times that he made the decision to sign him even though he was out with a long-term injury.

No, just no.

Good news in The Journal.

On a side note to his leg looking like it's been replaced by Stretch Armstrong's those were some lovely Predators.

Any links for those who can't get on twitter at work?

A 3 day trip with a pissed Alan Brazil sounds like a treat.

Sissoko walking up Grey Street at about 2pm.

Yeah he is.

Anita is on the bench.

Oh how I miss these days of a player taking a penalty with his weaker foot Oh how I miss the days of player running straight at a penalty and not knowing which fucking foot he was going to kick it with, I turned my back to most of his penalty attempts.