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I'm sure everything will be fine left in the changing rooms, can't remember if they locked the doors the last time I played there but I'm sure stuff is pretty safe.

Think you have to put your bags behind the goal you're defending and swap over at half time. Do we have to use jumpers for goalposts too? No that would be daft.

Think you have to put your bags behind the goal you're defending and swap over at half time.

Captain takes it then.

Whats going to be the plan if a team gets a pen? The person who's fouled gets to take it seems fair.

They've already got a one trick winger who they seem to be pretty fed up of.

Could see him at Hull.

No, just no.

Black Garter.

Yep, hope killing once again.

Too wishful thinking that the talk-in has been postponed till after a possible meeting between Pardew and Dekka/MA as it would look a bit daft him speaking in public and then being sacked a few days after?

If needed I can bring a keeper top for the away team.

Appears to be the light coming through the kit. So it's gonna be a thin material.... Mentions on .co.uk about a mesh material used for the panels.

Can we change hoof ball to static movement ball with the occasional hoof?

QPR and Wigan aren't bad away days. Reading is just s****. Any news on MaCmanamans shattered leg? No but Dave Whelan broke his in the 1960 FA Cup Final, he wouldn't like you to know though.

No idea, i've never met him. Supposed to be a really decent bloke, obviously the fact he's an England international footballer millionaire who has everything a 20 something bloke can want automatically makes him a tit.

Completely agree but it just so happens that the majority of this team is suited to that style of play. I agree, the problem is that we don't have a system. If we lose one player say Ben Arfa for instance at times we've completely changed the shape and formation to accomodate his replacement. It will be a lot easier for us to supplement the type of players we have with like for like replacements. As it looks like Pardew will be here for the short term at least we need to decide on a system and build the team around that. I'm not a massive fan of Martinez but he seems to have his formation and stick to it, look at the cup final for instance. His usual right wing back was injured so he moved arguably his best player to fit the system they are trained in.

Ahh yes the year after they shared the charity shield, the death of competition.

When did this death of football start?

I'm not really too concerned with what style of play we have as long as it's producing results. I'd rather we finished 5th and mixed it up a bit then did a 'we won the passing' and finished below mid-table. Unfortunately we have neither at the moment which is what needs to change. Pardew seems to try and change his style dependant on the team we are playing (last season more than this).

I wouldn't bother, he's actually bored me into submission. See Grandpa Simpson gif.

See Jacko eating popcorn gif.

His main issue has been his fitness and playing deeper than he should. Hopefully with a full off-season he should be able to get back in good shape, I know there's been times where he wasn't going to be playing in certain games but Pardew has made late decisions to play him.

I'll do the other 20.

Yep quite a few seem to think they're local celebrities.