KDT

I know it's unrealistic at the moment but Roma with Laudrup would be pretty tasty.

Cracker on totalsport now

Crying about being asked if Sunderland could be in relegation trouble and struggling to see anything wrong with their last 2 games.

He's going on like a stereotypical RTG poster.

Sack her off Yohan. Get in with Cheryl, that Asian lass from Eastenders, her from Emmerdale, the rough bird that was married to Tim Healy or my mam.

Cabaye to show Parker what a central midfielder should be doing.

Has he got a broken face?

Hopefully Liverpool are involved.

Surely the winners will just have a semi competent keeper in comparison to the horror shows on show.

That Gouffran song seems to require too much singing ability for my liking.

His brother Yaye plays for Team Northumbria

Always looking to stop the cross which makes a change from Mr Simpson

Well done Jimmy, well done.

like a boss.

dat step-over

Did well to even try and play on I think if they'd have been playing a different team he wouldn't have, looked awful.

Another great bit of local journalism, Pardew doesn't mention anything about Graham not being on our level. He just mentions that he's not on the same level as Remy, which is the type of player we'll be looking for in the summer.

In the picture that Sammy tweeted yesterday of the canteen it looks like Ben Arfa, all be it the back of his head.

They still have another week for lower league loans.

being martian, which side was he on ? Ref

15 goals from our forwards in 14 games, I'd take that if HBA, Cabaye etc chip in with a couple each.

Off to our friends Lille, hopefully. Ahh the feeder club.

Negredo to Everton

the f*** is Kevin Tsimba? Why are they all called Kevin? Damn Swiss. Tsimba and Mbabu, obviously have strong links to pride rock.