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Honestly can't work out how Hayes has been so successful. She speaks about football like Steve Bruce.

He's ridiculously talented like. Him and Pedri are phenomenal. Will be interesting to see what happens to Fati. I know he's been injured, but if he lives up to earlier potential Spain will have some top class forwards

Think it's that Emma Hayes - 'Moydrick', apparently. Edit: co-pres rather than presenter

An-dross Townsend on co-coms. What's the betting he'll be chucking it in for a 'media career' now he's been binned by Everton?

Channel 4's football broadcasting is The presenter is dreadful

Kebab munching manager to high pressing challenger.

I'd take Maitland-Niles for free, like. Providing he was happy to sit on the bench most weeks.

I know it didn't matter in the end, but his lasting legacy in my eyes will be that idiotic decision to get himself sent off in that crucial game against Norwich in the first half.

Miss Bobby so much, man. If only I could have appreciated him more, and paid more attention to what he wrote and recordes when I was younger. Genuinely makes me emotional typing this, like. But he was - silly as it sounds - an idol and a mentor to me.

Sitton is now a black cab driver, I think. Sad to think this documentary pretty much finished him as a manager.

Absolutely agree with this, like.

Wales, man. Royally fucked my accie

Woah!! I genuinely think I'd piss myself if I ever met Ronaldinho

Didier Pardschamps only 1-0 up against a load of tradesmen

Like a line-up of most punchable faces in football there (work Trips and Cal aside)

Not even my deepest yearning for football would make me watch this shit.

Will buy this bad boy just to dress up as JT for a night oot.

Putting all personal issues aside though, there is a massive gulf in maturity, application and talent between Bellingham and Alli

Hard to disagree here. Aside from a sterling agent, I can't see the fuss

Tbf, Alli had a heart the size of a fucking ant. Which was pretty much my point: a young man like Bellingham would at this stage give every indication that he'd adapt his game in the event of injury/sign of burnout

Rarely would I ever comment on something like this, but he's genuinely going to be a world class player and individual. He has heart (in the way in which I don't think any other English player has - Saka, a case in point). This guy is going to inspire a generation.

Whilst I totally agree he's better than Fat Frank and Stevie G, I've always thought Parker was a try-hard dickhead. He totally fucked it in the Belgian league with the equivalent of a top 4/6 PL team. Like the aforementioned, I don't think he knows what he's doing. He just happens to know more than them

Mr Worldwide

That would be a shame

Tell you what, I'd have had Milner here like