toon25

Let Chelsea carry on, like. As long as they're under the ownership of that fucking circus, they're going to be a perennial conveyor belt of managers and semi-decent footballers. Absolutely zero direction and vision.

If he gets the no.9...

Fucking hell

Inter must be mental

He's dodgy as fuck, that cunt. Would love to know the shady deals he's got going on

Manure will be playing Mbuemo as a no.9, which is certainly not his best position Square pegs and all that

Absolutely mental, that. Fucking hell.

The midfield 3 for PSG were fucking fantastic tonight. Vitinha, man. What a player.

Fernando Toroids

Really hope Inzaghi doesn't go to Saudi

Imagine him being your Da, man

So fucking boring without the football.

Does anyone know of a place I could watch the CL final tonight immediately after it finishes? Having to run some errands for me Ma later so will miss it

Absolute bollocks that Chelsea stuff. Just get PIF to slap on some NUFC stickers to barrels of oil. We can use the money from that.

That sponsor

As long as we have a limit we're willing to pay and then move on, no problem whatsoever

Gaan and nick a few more bog seats man

Bloody hell. Confirmed?

If we're paying more than a bag of magic beams, nee ta

Calling @Alan Pardew

That bottom badge looks absolutely fucked after two uses

Timo Werner

They deserve every bit of criticism. It's bent as fuck and I'm absolutely sure a lot of the tap-ups, bribes, agent-stirring and 'string pulling' is very much something that'll remain unreported and/or swept under carpets for years to come.

Bet it was that cunt Rory Jennings saying that