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Meanwhile in Manchester...

Colin Wanker, man What a superb job he's doing

Eddie will have us focused on us, not looking over our shoulder

Absolutely shocking tonight.

Have to say, Lewis Dunk was superb and has been all season. That he's overlooked for England over Harry fucking Maguire, man

It was a good spot

Honestly think Jadon Sancho has to be up there as one of the worse signings in PL history for the money paid. 70 million and on 350k a week

That decision against West Ham last week (Thiago handball) was absolutely outrageous, like. One of the most obvious penalties I've seen this season.

And also call the lino a fucking whore apparently (if his lips were to be read)

This ref, man. Fucking hell.

Hope he pissed in their tea. The pair of cunts.

Partey has been absolutely dreadful recently. If we can shut Odegaard down effectively and win the midfield battles, we'll be halfway there. Would certainly be targeting Zinchenko too.

I wonder what LiVARpool would have to pay for Alex Mac

Well played, sir

Has Paul Once commented on getting it into the mixer more yet?

0-2 loss. No doubt

Hilarious watching that press conference, like. When he's asked what the strengths are of the team he pauses and then says 'I don't really know...I'm good in possession. I like to keep the ball' Otherwise translates to 'I've been on the beers and barbeque mate, not watching Leeds fucking United'.

Urgh.

Fulham are not winning this, like

Klopp strikes me as the sort of bloke that doesn't wipe his arse properly. One wipe and he thinks that's it. Done. Definitely doesn't wash his hands either. Dirty cunt.

His eyes have gone too. Like, something is definitely not there anymore

It's all muscle innit

Like some pissed up grandad at Christmas