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He seems really switched on and a bright fella. I think he'll hang on at Burnley and give himself a season at the top level before moving on

Perfect deployment

Should we be able to shift players this summer, how much do folk think we'd be able to bring in? Assuming we'll keep hold of our first eleven (and Maxi), I'm assuming we'd be lucky to get 10-20 million for the deadwood/shite

As said in the match thread, I don't think any of the Serie A sides in Europe have looked especially impressive. The CL final will be the most one-sided in years imo. Either of the Milan sides will be rolled over fairly easily by Real or City

Should add without any of them being particularly impressive

Brilliant (I still hate Villa mate, soz)

For £50 million and 200k a week.

It's crazy, like.

Thought exactly the same

I wonder if Ten Haag gets McSoftcunt to pic up the player's soiled briefs from the dressing room floor after the game?

Switching over now this one is in the bag

'A penny for their thoughts'. They've seen Yanited and are now fucking off home essentially.

Savage drowning in his own verbal diarrohea is too good.

Sevilla missing a player with real magic

Steve back on Hotmail there with his tech-pad.

Leeeeeerrrrrrrrrrl

Think Sevilla have played really well tonight

Bollocks. West Ham lead

Butt-esque overhead kick there

What the fuck is the point in Martial Made of glass

Always great to see a side fucking shit themselves owing to baying home crowd

He practices it at home

Steve McSoftcock checking his emails there.

Lerl.

Crowd in Seville are fucking unreal.