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This footballing coward as a teacher's pet ..

Some cracking ones here like

Surprised Matty Longstaff hasn't found a club yet

What going through your mind at the time of typing 'Steve Bruce necking Sam Smith'

Disappointing no Steve Bruce arena

I don't half hate Morata, like. A gutless lump with a reasonable touch has somehow got him to the status as an international footballer

'Paidy Power'

Steve Bruce eating kebab with John carver in benidorm

Wish him all the best. Speaks very well as a pundit, and christ we could do with more if his ilk, but kudos to him for working hard to overcome that injury and play in the PL again

Got booted from L2 Bradford after just over a year

Rooney has got the look of a street drinker

Fucking hell

Fucking hell It's late, man. Can't be doing with these positive endorphins.

My first effort. Steve Bruce singing my way with gloves off. Even AI knows

Don't print it out for Joan for fucks sake

Fucking hell Don't show @Alan Pardewthese. He'll want them printed out in A1 for his bedroom ceiling

Shelvey in the right bottom corner

Michael Gove on a rocket

Looks like Tommy from Groundforce has gan into acting to play Big Steve in an epic biopic of his successful management career

Saka is injured and out of the pointless friendly against Oz and the Italy game. Suthgate not calling up a replacement. Classic.

Genuinely think Arteta is full of shit, like.

A thundercunt if ever there was one