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Burn is in need of a rest, like

Fucking hate this lot

Arrrgh for fucks sake.

He's a top top manager, like.

#StartTargett

Ok ok, fair

Many others are twats too. There's no twat hierarchy. They're cartoon characters, man.

Eh? They're both fucking twats, man.

I hate that cunt Edit: not you @Optimistic Nut, you're a legend

Think we'll lose unfortunately

The Upshot is fucking brilliant, like. Love the way they tell these. 'His piss was filled with enough coke to kill a polar bear'

In my own mind, you are actually Alan Pardew.

Kudos to Sevilla, like. Absolutely cracking result for them.

So they're trying to get around the rule if signing players on no more than 5-year contracts.by then getting them through the door and extending them by 10 years. Dodgy fucking cunts

Fat Frank will never not be funny.

Toney would have telt ye

Would he have got a payrise going there?

Either of the Milan teams will get a pasting from the winner of Real-City, mind. Will shape up to be a pretty one-sided final whatever, given the sides of the draw.

Such a punchable face too.

Really struggling to understand what João Felix does, like. He's not a wing forward, he's not a no.10, and he doesn't score goals.

Comes across as a right fucking weapon, this bloke How did he make so much money?

That'll end well.

Genuinely think Bellingham wouldn't be a risk (in terms of performances) at all. He's got everything and his attitude is spot on

Bayern have offered nothing but pot shots all night. Commentators creaming their pants over City is fucking grim

Cock.