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Piss kidney. Offside

But, but...according to most media pundits, West Ham were going to win tha laayge

One Ballsacka with an effort wor Nan would be proud of there

Tbf, there's 'good' money, then there's 'Levy' money. He'll not be shifting for anything under £120 million of he was to move

U wot M8?

Which clubs would actually pay for Harry Maguire now?

Upamaguire to the rescue.

Levy would sell his own cock before selling Kane to Chelsea imo

Come on Sevilla.

Interesting as to why so many managers are not telling Boehly to fuck right off. It'll end in tears for each and every single one of them. Heard the cunt try to take his mates to a half time team talk under Tuchel

Celebrating anything to do with industry full stop tbh. It's always built on the back of some sort of exploitation, whether it's visible to the beneficiaries or consumers or not.

That's me telt then

They're a plastic shitty little club with an authentic, passionate, fan base that could barely fill a phone box. Like a tramp that won the lottery. As much as I hate to say it, they're not a patch on Manure or Liverpool when it comes to history and/or fanbase.

Over City, Real seem like Brighton

Hope Carlo fucking schools them. I think it'll be City's year, unfortunately, mind

I'd doubt if they could afford his wages tbh. He's another one who should be paid off, really

But a pretty one-sided final

Wilder definitely be with Yemms in the paaab on Monday talking about forrens

The groundsmen at Bayern put too much water on the pitch, seemingly

Upamecano being properly shown up by City over these two ties

Proper coupon-busters in the Champo tonight

Fanx for dat insight, Wio. Wanker.

Bayern have had their chances, like