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I get the sense their model is built on yo-yo-ing at the mo. They'll see they need to be going up this year. Christ, though, if they hated football under Dean Smith imagine what Big Steve and his lackeys will do it them

He'll enjoy tucking into Delia's pies. He'll be pissed it takes a fucking age to get back to Cheshire from here though.

I don't think I've ever wanted a team to get relegated as much as Everton. Fat Wanky Tory taking them down with a load of financial troubles would be wonderful

Check out the testimonies given by some of the witnesses for the prosecution in the Mendy case He was also banging sex workers with Kyle Walker during lockdown. Classy fella

Genuinely can't understand how Grealish has any redeeming features, like. From his on-pitch bullshit to orgies with accused sex offender team-mates and prostitutes to smashing up cars when pissed up, he's fucking rank. A couple of promo pics put about by his agent won't convince me he's a decent bloke.

Has Onohua had a brain injury?

Urgh.

The equivalent of the GDP of a small country for that twat

Sure I read something about him averaging only about 25 games a season in his top level career this week.

Aside from being a massive fucking twat, Grealish isn't in the least bit threatening these days as a cog in Pep's wheel

EH: swan dive SB: belly flop

Stevie G chinning an inbred down Prince of Wales Road would be a sight to see, mind

As seen today, we're incredibly adept at controlling the tempo of games and putting other sides off their game plan.

This window should be all about adding strength and depth. Ritchie coming on today said it all

Blackburn third having lost 11 games is a bit mental

Rice utterly anonymous - don't get the hype around him whatsoever.

As an aside, it's good to be back to fucking hating Arsenal.

Will be a very interesting contest that's for sure. Stopping Odegaard and then a bit of shit housery aimed at Martinelli/Saka and we stand a good chance of a result.

Does Iwobi even have a best position?

Would be a very good signing for them unfortunately

Excellent to see Fat Frank 'daaan the bottom again. Fucking wanker.

Looking forward to another sideways and backwards masterclass from Rice

Has Oxlade-Chamberlain grown a pair of tits?

It's glorious watching this and thinking, wuh Sven would have had that.

What a bunch of fannies this lot were today. They played like they were shit scared of a physical battle. Hoping we steer well clear of Tielemans too. Aside from looking like he's carrying an extra couple of pounds, he whined and whinged his way through the entire game