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He isn't half a cunt, like

Was eminently pleasing to see the fucking coward shit his pants every time the ball/one of our players went near him after this. Crowd rightly hounded him with every touch.

Shout out to Pards playing Bigi on the wing In a Uefa cup game

Really hope he can be as productive as he is on the RW as he is on the left. Will be needing him and Barnes on the field together if we're to push for Europe

Thank fuck, yes. Every time I've predicted a shite performance and a loss, we've gotten a result. 1-0 to them.

Genuinely can't understand what he's saying when he speaks

Alan fucking Smith, man. Just went around kicking people.

Got youth on his side too

Handbreak OFF

Mcatee will be the next Palmer if City let him go. Will be a really good player.

Never gets old. The fucking state, man.

Getting rid of Speed for this dud was gutting

The fucking size of Wayne Rooney these days, man.

Really liking the cut of Carsley's jib so far.

That dirty cunt De Jong, wasn't it? Filthy bastard of a player.

Grealish also expected to start so presume wor Ant will be RW?

Sol Campbell, man

Complete fucking weapon. How the absolute fuck has this piss stain managed to get another job in football, man.

Nee way, man

Chelsea taking the Conference League seriously by leaving Palmer out of the squad. Fucking ungrateful wankers.

He'll get those two fuck nuggets that follow him around everywhere to take the training.

This was the point I was going to make... Who, of the signings we've brought in, have we actually paid a 'Newcastle tax' for? I can't think of many aside from Wood - for other obvious reasons.

Who the ferk is Angel Gomes?

Vini, Rodri, Mbappe. Would be surprised if it was anything other