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There's no way in this universe that Jonjo Shelvey will not be start every game that he's 'fit' to play. Big Steve fucking loves the cunt.

Norwich are making some good signings, like. Bags of potential in Sargent and Tzolis.

He's their DoF isn't he? Ex players in that role always give me the impression that they don't know what the fuck they're doing.

On a similar theme, that kit looks like one of those blue blocks you piss on in public lavs.

Big Steve's badgering paid off.

Looks like a sanitary bin bag, the Leicester kit.

Have to say, I never expected this. Give the current status of this shit show, it's a coup for the club.

For the money you'd have to pay for them - fees and wages - they've all got fitness issues and won't last a full season.

Great see Venezia back up given the tumult if recent years. I'd fucking love to go see a game at their stadium.

As effective a team as they are, there's nothing exciting about watching Villarreal.

I’ll always have a soft spot for Bologna, Fiorentina and Parma for the same reason.

POTY

'Top earners' pretty much equating to the average wage at other PL clubs. Fucking weapon.

Is this on TV anywhere?

Nobody knows what's going on with regards to negotiations, man

Puma can fuck right off with this name across the chest shit. Fucking ridiculous. That Ajax kit is special.

I'll be surprised if Poch lasts the season. The pressure on him will be huge.

Would love to see him sort himself out and have a decent couple of years. Never seems to settle, wherever he's been.

That smug cunt Al-Khalaifi, urgh. Fucking corrupt twat.

Can see him packing it in after the World Cup.

Yep. The wealth gap is getting fucking absurd. In many ways I wish they'd all fuck off to their own league. They're essentially just spending their way to making that happen in domestic competitions anyway.

'Wheyas yer bayc'n Steyv?'

Where does that salary put Messi in the list of top earners?

Ah, fuck off. On TV as well.

I'll be surprised if Armstrong is a hit in the PL